Hanged

I can't better the Translatish on this one:
Fear of adults is love suicide Adults who do not agree to the marriage of the caste ... The lovers who love him not to be together An invisible and romantic skeleton has become a scapegoat In Jagatthala and Nizamabad districts, they have suffered terrible tragedy. An avalanche of suicidal and fraudulent availability of skeletons has brought an endless outcry in their family members. The soul of the love of death, which is supposed to be together, is the same as the soul Many of the murders were drowned in grief. Nallagonda, a prominent pilgrim center in the Jagatthala District Kodimalai (Manu) Laxminirasimaswamigutta is the suicide of lovers committed suicide The week has come. Nizamabad district Kammerpally (Mann) Hassakottur Prasad and Gauthami of the village belong to different castes for the past few years. Both men admonished the adults as they knew the matter. The couple's lovers disappeared from the town last month, while the two elders are Kammaripally Police Station Has complained. Police have registered a case of missing. Their relatives did not know where they were, but they did not know where they were. On Thursday, the Jagatthala District Kodimalai (Manu) on Nallagondagutta It was found hanging and committed suicide Based on phone SIM card The police found the love quotient and informed the relatives The bodies were completely decomposed and become skeletons

http://theync.com/love-couple-suici...familys-would-not-let-marry-in-jagatthala.htm
 
deaddirty said:
I can't better the Translatish on this one:
Fear of adults is love suicide Adults who do not agree to the marriage of the caste ... The lovers who love him not to be together An invisible and romantic skeleton has become a scapegoat In Jagatthala and Nizamabad districts, they have suffered terrible tragedy. An avalanche of suicidal and fraudulent availability of skeletons has brought an endless outcry in their family members. The soul of the love of death, which is supposed to be together, is the same as the soul Many of the murders were drowned in grief. Nallagonda, a prominent pilgrim center in the Jagatthala District Kodimalai (Manu) Laxminirasimaswamigutta is the suicide of lovers committed suicide The week has come. Nizamabad district Kammerpally (Mann) Hassakottur Prasad and Gauthami of the village belong to different castes for the past few years. Both men admonished the adults as they knew the matter. The couple's lovers disappeared from the town last month, while the two elders are Kammaripally Police Station Has complained. Police have registered a case of missing. Their relatives did not know where they were, but they did not know where they were. On Thursday, the Jagatthala District Kodimalai (Manu) on Nallagondagutta It was found hanging and committed suicide Based on phone SIM card The police found the love quotient and informed the relatives The bodies were completely decomposed and become skeletons
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OMG...that paragraph of Translatish is AWARD-WINNING! It's inspirational too. Who hasn't, at one time or another, said "Fear of adults is love suicide..."? I know I have. In fact, I said it to my psychiatrist just this week, and he adjusted my meds. I feel better now.
 
alexonedeath said:
OMG...that paragraph of Translatish is AWARD-WINNING! It's inspirational too. Who hasn't, at one time or another, said "Fear of adults is love suicide..."? I know I have. In fact, I said it to my psychiatrist just this week, and he adjusted my meds. I feel better now.
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I must try that! But knowing my luck, he would look at me awestruck and say "DeadDirty, that is the most profound statement I have ever heard. You are not mentally ill and we must stop your medications at once - yours is the only true religion, the worthy successor to Christianity and Buddhism, and may I be the first to worship you, my God?".

Well I can dream. And it's no more bizarre than the BBC News - two Cabinet ministers resigned, one of them Boris after being recorded saying 'Fuck Business' and telling the Cabinet that Theresa May's spanking new Brexit policy was 'polishing a turd'.
Sorry, I am off-topic - I must make amends by posting a new Iran hanging.
 
Another masterpiece of Translatish: when the bodies were found the sun spread through the village - and M was sent for!
"Later in the afternoon, when the villagers saw the hanging zombie hanging from a roof top in the Lohia residence outside the village in Rampur Ametha village of the area, the sun spread in the village. After the notification, Dhammor When the police reached the spot and broke the door, two youths were hanging from the body of a young woman. Yuvi Kiran Kashyap (19), daughter of Ashok Kashyap resident of Piparpur district Amethi and Sandeep Kashyap (22) Jaykrn Kashyap went identified as the body of a resident of Rampur Ameta. Jai Karan Kashyap was married on June 29. The deceased Kiran had come to attend the same. After that, she was living that on both occasions suddenly, on Monday, Rampur always gave permission to Ametha village. It is said that a succession Notes are also received from the spot. Fangs were also coming from the mouth of both of them. This was stated by Ajay Pratap Singh Yadav, station officer of the station, that the body was found in closed room from where the rapper and suicide note of sulfas received. .M. Is being sent for. Both of them committed suicide."

http://theync.com/love-couple-suici...side-the-village-in-rampur-ametha-village.htm
 
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