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Never challenge someone holding a gun when you've got such a huge and bone generating massively gorgeous chest like that Bud. I'd empty a clip into your massive pecs and chest POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP.

Your bulky chest and massively muscles pecs could probably take all that and more but as you stagger towards me with your arms out like a Zombie, I'd pop another clip and just as you're within arms reach I'd empty the 2nd clip into your gorgeous flat hairy belly POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP and THAT would send you to your knees.

Then once you're under control I'd have a little fun with you - don't worry I'd feed Vampire Kitty

 

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With rigor setting in Max is starting to lose his sexy edge, body is cold, limbs frozen in place, that look of agony STILL on his face so it's time to take Max down to the wood chipper and BUZZZZZ his sexy bod into a red frothy stew that can be fed to the pigs....they'll eat anything and anybody!

 

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I was going to say what a gorgeous chest to stab or pump bullets into but knowing you're into hearts and heartbeats and CPR and bringing hot huge guys like you back from the grave.....so I can fill their chests with lead or ventilate their hearts with a knife....sounds like a darn good compromise!

Johnny Freak feel free to keel over anytime but don't worry I'll pump life back into your body and maybe even into your heart as well

 

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Damn fine job Ellis....got ME stiff as a board already

 

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Well I'd pass on the candy if I knew I could 'bag' you Abragony that's for darn sure!!

 

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That's the thing with MASSIVE drug induced heart attacks Max....they happen so fast and are so violent you have no time to react and your hand closes around your cock which has suddenly received a MASSIVE amount of blood from the last beat of your heart, swelling your cock up enormously JUST before your hand clamps around it closing off the blood supply and coincidentally enough a loss of blood as well

 

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Your pics surely are WET dream Max....in fact I had to pry your fist off your dick so I could play with it myself. You were stiff as a plank and your plank was stiff as a board, requiring me to get nasty with it while your arms and legs bobbed and scraped the toilet and the floor.

With a permanent gaping mouth it was hard to tell if you were enjoying yourself but I can tell you right now....I'M enjoying you IMMENSELY

 

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A cursory examination of the hot wet dream of a male victim seems to indicate he might have been shot in the forehead above and to the right side of his septum. It's a preliminary finding but I'll know more once I've gone over his body from head to head to toe.....

 

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Judging from contusions on his MASSIVE cock I'd say he and most of his neighbours have been pounding away on his giant member since this morning around 10AM. Who could really blame them

 

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Of course it IS fun to play around with the body once all the investigators and cameramen have left the room, sporting woodies, so I took the time to dress Max up and then undress, drag him about the room, play with his junk, take pics and vids and see just how many digits will fit up his HOT ass and when the fun has all been had it's time to take Max here to the Coroner to be dis-integrated and interred.

 

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Max that's not the HALF of it....these days you're never more than about 3 clicks away from being famous at CDG so as goofy as you think you look dead all gimped up....you should see the rest of the guys out here gawking at your MASSIVE....UM....MISFORTUNE

 

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You don't mind if I sit on the side of the tub and rest my feet on your chest do you Necro, they're cold so I'm just going to warm them up on your HOT body and the warm water of the bath....don't worry I won't be any longer than oh about 20 minutes or so...should do it

 

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Necro was found DEAD with his arms curled across his chest....now it's time for the coroner slice him open and inspect Necro's plumbing to find out what made him clutch his chest in that manner....could be a heart attack but I won't know until I play with his cock and balls and ass and then - oh yes - slice open his abdomen, crack open his chest and check out all his meaty bits to see why they stopped throbbing!!

 

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Found sleeping on the couch in his underwear by me.....found 25 minutes later - DEAD - the Coroner is still cataloging the damage to this pristine furry bellied HOTTIE but it sure looks like ONE of them had a good time

 

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And THIS is what happened in those lost last 25 mins of Cap's life. His cock was still full and vibrant from his erotic dreams when I jammed a heart stopping amount of sedative directly into his heart....even before he could wake up from that...he was dead, BUT, in the meantime I was able to suck a MEGA LOAD of Cap's seed out of his balls and prostate as I stroked his hairy belly and pinched his pert nipples.

Then as you can see I rolled Cap over so I could admire, caress, finger, chew on and FUCK this HOTTIE'S ass! No WONDER he loved this couch....I could spend hours in him - on it!

 

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In the end I couldn't figure out what to do with him, dress him....undress him.....dress him.....undress him. Blow him again, gut punch him, strangle him - I was so conflicted I decided crack open a cold one and lay down beside him until I could gather my thoughts.

 

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Yeah Max one minute you're standing there full of life and the next minute the only life I can find is between your legs, still thick and long and warm and wet....I'd invite you to the party but I'm getting the cold shoulder from you

 

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Man o Man Max....when rigor sets in you could your dick as a kick stand!! Look hot and lean totally likeable suckable and squeezable right now too!

 

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Time for your posterior post mortem Max....don't worry - you won't feel a thing!

 

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DANG Max!! Did I prescribe a dosage of 3 little blue pills every 4 hrs?? Well I guess there's no point you coming for a refund....how about I come out to your place and we can straighten things out when I get there.

Walking through the door I see Max has already straightened things out....his legs, his arms and his ETERNALLY HUGE cock - it was those little blue pills! Oops. Oh well I'm not one to waste a moment so I think I'll play with your massive member, suck those big juicy balls dry, plumb the depths of your derriere and then let the bugs and bacteria take over and make you ONE with the couch you're laying on.