What would I do to off your hot friend? Well, first I'd hit him in the head with the blunt(back)side of an axe with a long handle. While he's passed out, I'd press down on those leather pants to see where his boot collars are, then with the axe, chop his feet off at the boot collars(so he can't run away). Then I'd unzip the fly in his leather pants, reach in and pull his manhood out through the fly. I'd reach for my pocket knife, then cut his manhood off at the base. As he comes to only to realize what has happened, he tries to scream from the horror and the pain, but can't due to loss of blood and energy. He looks in horror as he sees me next to him? With that terrorized look still on his face, I chop his head off. He dies with that look of terror still on his face. Of course I'd keep all the severed body parts for myself(since he is hot after all), but burn the rest of his body, but not before shooting my own loads on his leather pants, chest, and everywhere on his dead body. To top it all off, if pick up his dead arm, spread his fingers apart, and use his hand to grope the bulge in my own jeans. That way his arm and hand go necro in that position.