earache

[feetboy]

I've got earache, i've put cotton wool with soaked with olive oil in my ear. Looks like i'm a cute dead guy though, with my earhole blocked up!

 

[Darkside]

Hi Feetboy mate, glad to see you back, if thats what you do when you have a sore ear, I dread to think what you do when you have a sore arse.
Cheers Darkside

 

[feetboy]

I put cotton wool soaked in olive oil in it. of course. Actually i'd probably rub it with some kind of lotion. i'd love you to plug my holes with cotton darkside.

 

[Meatpie]

hey slave, glad to see you back...seems like you've developed a complication from the fucking flu...

Darkside is gonna take care of everything if you croak

 

[feetboy]

what will he do to me meatpie? i'm scared, i don't wanna be burned up now!

 

[deaddirty]

what will he do to me meatpie? i'm scared, i don't wanna be burned up now!

Then come to England and die at my place!

 

[Meatpie]

what will he do to me meatpie? i'm scared, i don't wanna be burned up now!

You've been preparing for this for a long time mate, you knew this moment will come.

When your time is up nothing can be done. Darkside and I will do everything possible not to get you burned, decent funeral, clean black socks....but you will have to be in a fridge for about a week until I arrive...

Then come to England and die at my place!

OH WOW thats an invitation !

 

[feetboy]

deaddirty don't most people in england get crematated too? Will you be cremated? I hope not, I like older men too, its a waste of a body. i don't think i'll die from earache. If i live and you die first, can i suck your cold feet?

 

[Meatpie]

it can spread to your brain man if its an infection you'll be on a table before you know it

Should I start packing?

 

[feetboy]

its not that kind of infection, its a messy absess, like a spot gone wrong. but come to scotland if you like, we can play.

 

[Meatpie]

Just get better soon, ok

Stay warm and post on the board Thats my favourite passtime in witner...

when I am cold and lonely

 

[feetboy]

thanks meat! i wish you weren't so lonely, you'll find a good man to look after you, and he'll accept your little fixation too and it wont bother him. Infact he'll want to play too! Send us the pics tho when you meet this guy

 

[Meatpie]

Necros are doomed to loneliness, havent u heard

You know I dated many guys this summer, sex and all, played dead even..

Eventually I realized that alive people bore me, they are too demanding....

they want yourt attention, want them to buy them a beer, give them money, fuck when they wanna fuck go places where they wanna go etc.


I am sick of all this.

 

[feetboy]

you just haven't found the one that you love yet. it will happen meatpie, you are a good guy, even if you think you're not.

 

[Meatpie]

Thanks

Hope I find a mate..although I am not looking.

Soooo you are perfectly happy with your boyfriend, is that right? Explain, very intersting.

 

[feetboy]

well, personality wise we are very well matched. haven't broached the whole necro thing tho. ... although he probably has a sneaking suspicion and I've already said i think he might be too, although i'm too scared to ask.

Trouble is, he lets me suck his toes etc, but he's not really into it, and wont eat my feet.

 

[feetboy]

and i LOVE getting my feet licked, sucked, fondled, fucked etc.

 

[Meatpie]

agghhhh I hate that.

Mine did the same.

And we broke up. How can you stand this?

So he is into what?

scat?

 

[feetboy]

COCK!

 

[Meatpie]

lame.