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[Meatpie]

okay okay..but he must be very careful with my cock and anus...these are my most sensitive areas. And only with gloves!

 

[Darkside]

Now we are getting realy pervy ( i like it) what kind of gloves? cold black silk soft and smooth or are you in to the more medical rubber ones, either can be used gently to rub all over your cold stiff cock, We will have to make arrangements over who watches over you at what time so you are never left alone again.

 

[Darkside]

Hi Feetboy, looks like I will have to take the dayshift at Meaty's side, I always work nightshift, must be some kind of vampire thing in me. Only messing, not in to blood and all that sort of crap.

 

[Meatpie]

MEDICAL RUBBER ONES PLEASE

 

[feetboy]

Dark and I will be present at all stages of the embalming to make sure you are dealt with sensitively.

 

[Meatpie]

I shall be honoured.

 

[feetboy]

you will need an airconditioned room, so that condensation doesn't build up on your skin and make you go like a prune.

 

[Meatpie]

ohh that would be so sad if it happens. I really hope you can get me in air-conditioned room...also keep me cool so that I don't bloat and explode in your face.

 

[Meatpie]

I got earache now too and I have a ringing sound.

I will be seeing a ENT specialist in three hours.

I am a possible cdg.

 

[feetboy]

get your suit and casket ready then.... i don't think that tinnitus is fatal.

 

[Meatpie]

I have a beautiful dark blue suit that I keep in case I die unexpectedly.

I went to my mom once and told her, "Mom, if I croak please dress me in my blue suit with black socks".

She was horrified.

 

[feetboy]

Oh no, don't let your mum dress you. Let me dress you. I will have so much fun with your body before you rot. I wonder if you will rot, or if I can have you embalmed. I will cum inside your dead cold mouth.

 

[Meatpie]

In Bulgaria, believe or not, there are no embalming places.

Relatives get to wash and dress the dead.

For example when granny croaked, two of her best friends bathed her, dressed and put her in casket.

 

[verlup1]

My cousins in Panama described it when their father died. They got the body delivered to the house and they had to wash him and dress him. One of them said when she moved him to start washing, the rigor mortis of his body freaked her out so much that she shrieked in disgust and had to leave it to another family member to finish the job. It might be different now, that was a few years ago.

 

[Meatpie]

That is just crazy verlup. Crazy. My grandma was still warm when my mom found her - dead in bed.

She was like a doll - closed mouth and eyes, apperently passed in her sleep.

My other granny told the others, "Hurry up, lets get her dressed while she is still warm and hasn't stiffened."

 

[BlackWorld]

When my grandma died, my mom & dad bathed her, they also washed her with alcohol to keep the ants from coming... Imagine if someone dropped a burning match...

 

[Little.Boy.Rot]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

 

[crackhousepitbull]

I really dont care..I got a few ear infections before too,wich isnt fun but complaining wont help..*laughs*

 

[Meatpie]

Jesus feet, watch this vid. I have it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE5fIoveLoM

I have tinnitus - high-pitched, constant ringing that doesn't go away. I think its a tumour and I will have to die soon.

 

[feetboy]

I have it too. I think its diet related- alcohol makes it worse, so does dairy.