No, no, no...no autopsy for me, and you can't have any of my organs either! I don't believe anyone's corpse is safe from folk like us, who enjoy messing around with bodies in the morgue. If I have any control over the matter, which is unlikely, I wish to be INCINERATED IMMEDIATELY UPON DEATH. That way, there is less likelihood that my tight bungchute will be violated rudely by a big, horny necromaniac cock.