Human meat more closely resembles pork than other animals because of of DNA similarities. But, if I were trying to barbecue a whole human, I would dress it out and wrap the head, hands, scrotum and feet in aluminum foil to keep them from over cooking before the rest of the carcass is cooked. If you add hickory chips that have been soaked in water, it gives the meat a delicious smoky flavor.
By the way, Martha Stewart says its bad manners to fuck your dinner.
By the way, Martha Stewart says its bad manners to fuck your dinner.