Rand503
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Okay, so we've all seen these videos, and some are better than others. There is a difference between a proper beheading and just sawing off a guy's head. I believe that if you follow some simple rules, you can have an excellent beheading that all will enjoy.
Rule No. 1. Carefully select the doomed guy.
It does without saying that the guy should be male, fairly young, and good looking. You want someone fit.
Rule No. 2. Tie him up properly.
Don't over do this -- just a simple twist tie to his hands behind his back is all that is needed. Feet don't have to be bound, and it's actually quite nice to see a bit of a struggle.
Rule No. 3. Have a sharp and long knife.
Should be obvious, but....
Rule No. 4. Know what you are doing.
Cut from the side of the neck first. If you then move to the throat, he will end more quickly than if you just continue cutting to the bone. It's hard to get through the bone, but afterwards, you are almost done. You will have to grab hold of his chin in a way that his is kissing the palm of your hand. The whole process should take less than 30 seconds. If you are inexperienced, go to the local model agency, select some young hot guy and practice on him. (You'll need to plan to dispose of the body). Remember: Practice makes perfect!
Rule No. 5. Get a competent person to video the process.
This is perhaps the most important rule. Without it, did the beheading really happen? You want to film the doomed guy from top to bottom so that we can see his body. Once the cutting starts, you absolutely need to a continuous shot. Remember, it's only about 30 seconds, so before you get in a position to film all of it without any edits. Keep it in focus!
Rule No. 6. Proudly display the trophy.
Once severed, you will want to hold the head up to the camera to show off your trophy. You may kiss it on the lips. It is traditional to place the head on the guys lower back, but it often will roll off since it's not stable there. Better to place the head between the legs so that his nose is right in his own ass. Scan the dead body once again.
Rule No. 7. The visuals are enough.
Do not yell Allah is great! or whatever else your crazy-ass religion demands. If you must, once or twice is plenty. Otherwise, just keep quiet. And when you are editing this video, I know that you love your insane ethnic music, but overlaying that crap on the video is Distracting! No one wants to hear your crappy religious music, so leave it out.
If you follow these simple rules, I guarantee the guys on CDG will love it and give it a thumbs up.
Rule No. 1. Carefully select the doomed guy.
It does without saying that the guy should be male, fairly young, and good looking. You want someone fit.
Rule No. 2. Tie him up properly.
Don't over do this -- just a simple twist tie to his hands behind his back is all that is needed. Feet don't have to be bound, and it's actually quite nice to see a bit of a struggle.
Rule No. 3. Have a sharp and long knife.
Should be obvious, but....
Rule No. 4. Know what you are doing.
Cut from the side of the neck first. If you then move to the throat, he will end more quickly than if you just continue cutting to the bone. It's hard to get through the bone, but afterwards, you are almost done. You will have to grab hold of his chin in a way that his is kissing the palm of your hand. The whole process should take less than 30 seconds. If you are inexperienced, go to the local model agency, select some young hot guy and practice on him. (You'll need to plan to dispose of the body). Remember: Practice makes perfect!
Rule No. 5. Get a competent person to video the process.
This is perhaps the most important rule. Without it, did the beheading really happen? You want to film the doomed guy from top to bottom so that we can see his body. Once the cutting starts, you absolutely need to a continuous shot. Remember, it's only about 30 seconds, so before you get in a position to film all of it without any edits. Keep it in focus!
Rule No. 6. Proudly display the trophy.
Once severed, you will want to hold the head up to the camera to show off your trophy. You may kiss it on the lips. It is traditional to place the head on the guys lower back, but it often will roll off since it's not stable there. Better to place the head between the legs so that his nose is right in his own ass. Scan the dead body once again.
Rule No. 7. The visuals are enough.
Do not yell Allah is great! or whatever else your crazy-ass religion demands. If you must, once or twice is plenty. Otherwise, just keep quiet. And when you are editing this video, I know that you love your insane ethnic music, but overlaying that crap on the video is Distracting! No one wants to hear your crappy religious music, so leave it out.
If you follow these simple rules, I guarantee the guys on CDG will love it and give it a thumbs up.
