Well, you live by the sword, you die by the sword. These are hardly victims.
That said, I'd do either of them. Love the slim body on dude #1. He definitely wouldn't be frowning when I was done with him, even dead!!
Dude #2, we'll call him "Buck" after my buddy Rand pointed out so observantly, isn't so bad either. Lot's of holes to play with AND a hot furry torso. Could keep me occupied for HOURS!!