I too love drunk guys who piss themselves...I find this an instant invitation to be the good Samaritan and help get them out of their wet clothes and find a washing machine if possible. If someone still does not piss themselves, but are really knocked out drunk and you cannot awaken them take the opportuntiy to pee in a cup yourself and pour it over them...now you have again created your opportunity...if they were to awaken you have your cover for pulling their jeans down
Share some of those hot nights in college in words, if you can't in video or pictures...Writing out the experiences can make them even more real for you in the future.