This evening I returned home alone and horny, and also a little tipsy, from a holiday party. I remembered this thread, and decided to conduct an experiment to see how many times I could get myself off in one night. I grabbed some lube and popped a copy of
Das Haus, a movie in which pretty young things kill each other in a variety of interesting ways, into the TV by my bed and set to work. I hadn't had sex or jacked off for a few days, so the first orgasm was intense and rather messy. I waited about an half an hour then went at it again; the orgasm was good, but not mind blowing. I waited another half an hour and went again;the orgasm was just OK. After that, it was just boring--more like scratching a persistent itch than anything truly erotic. My eleventh and final orgasm, which I had a little bit ago, wasn't much fun. Toward the end, it felt like the last mile of a long run or the last set of reps in a hard workout. I just wanted to get it over with, but it seemed to take forever. The orgasm was a barely noticeable rubbery shuddering sensation, followed by a tiny dribble of watery cum. I'm now gong to take a shower, change my sheets, and go to bed.