When you jack what do you shoot at?

  • Handkerchief

    Votes: 20 16.4%
  • My hand

    Votes: 33 27.0%
  • Sink

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • Toilet

    Votes: 2 1.6%
  • Bathroom tiles

    Votes: 7 5.7%
  • Desk

    Votes: 4 3.3%
  • PC

    Votes: 2 1.6%
  • Carpet

    Votes: 4 3.3%
  • I usually cum in bed

    Votes: 31 25.4%
  • In my own mouth

    Votes: 18 14.8%

  • Total voters
    122
I always cum with a castrator band around the base of my cock and balls so no cum shoots. Only when I cut the band off, which hurts, does the cum come out and then usuall over my hand
 
I now have to use CIALIS if I want a rock hard bonner. I wish I could shoot like that. Awesome and looks tasty I wonder if you can mail me some.
 
My cum rag which is an old pair of underwear that has too many holes to be worn. I only manage cumming at all maybe once every 10 days or so though.
 
I prefer cumming in or on my underpants, but it's not always convenient to do that - except in bed. Into the hand is a good alternative. In either case, I like to lick up the deposit. For me licking it off the ceiling is not an option. The fall-back option is to cum into a handkerchief and then you can smell it when you are out and about - people think you are just wiping your nose, but WE know differently.
 
Meatpie: you should do a video of you jacking off and cumming on your feet! You're hot enough, might as well show us!
 


And towel, bucket, ...
 
My cum rag which is an old pair of underwear that has too many holes to be worn. [/QUOTE]

:hahahahha:

I only manage cumming at all maybe once every 10 days or so though.

:retard: Horrible, you are young you should cum more often like two-three times a day.
 
on my own soles, of course,
 
I like cumming on my belly and in my bush. If I'm traveling I alway cum on something in the hotel room and let it dry knowing that the next guy who stays in the room will be touching my cum. :)hotel tag remote.jpg
 
Yeah, the Neuropathy I have messes all that up. I'm 34 and haven't been hard in like 2 yrs. It makes jerking off a chore.
 
I used to lay on a set of railroad tracks as a train approached. I was around a curve (same spot usually) so I could not see the train although I could hear it getting closer and see the reflection of the light of the engine off a slight hill. This was at night out in the country.

I would lay humping a rail wearing a speedo pretending I was tied to the tracks and being raped as a train approached.

Obviously I always survived. The closest I ever got to actually being run over was probably 15 seconds. I always though had the train come around the curve I could just roll off the rail but now I am not so sure I would have made it. Anyway, it was great cum/fun
 
When I was still 12 I had to sleep for six months in the den with a glass door so I would jerk off into the mattress/pillow so others would not see me. I have never gotten used to using my hand since. It can make a mess in the shorts or on the sheets and I often wondered what it looked like when laundry day came. In terms of number of times - when I was 59, I had a BF who wanted to find out how many times I could cum - in his mouth or being jacked. I managed 5 times within a couple of hours. Not sure I could do that now 10 years later. Interesting when I was in my 20s and newly married to a woman, I could not do it two times in a day sometimes - but hey, I am gay, not hetero.
 
Back before my neuropathy stole my sex life, I used to be able to jack off everyday if I wanted to. One time I was able to get off without even touching myself, imagery can be a powerful thing. I tried so many times to do it again but failed. I don't know what it was about that one time, maybe my hormones were on overdrive that day, but it was magical.
 
After I've chatted on IRC or checked out this sight or looked at porn and can't stand it anymore I get in my bed and lay back. I jerk off ferociously and hold back as long as I can. When I finally cum the first couple squirts usually hit my face/hair/throat. Since my mouth is open when I have my cumface I usually get a lot of the first couple squirts in my mouth. The rest splashes all over my chest and abs. Same thing happens when I wake up in the morning...throbbing hard and horny. Pull the sheet down and beatoff again...really wakes me up and ready to workout and go to work. If I don't get off in the morning I suffer all day, unable to focus or concentrate, just fantasize. When I was still living at home I'd jerkoff in one of my socks so my spunk didn't hit the headboard, or I'd hump my bed so if my dad walked in I would just be laying under the sheet and he wouldn't see my hardon tenting up. I'd sometimes beatoff in the bathroom, but one time after my jizz splashed all over the mirror above the sink I only jerked off in the shower. But laying back was always my favorite position.
 
I agree. Poll choices are a little fucked up, like some woman wrote it who couldn't know any better
 
I used to lay on a set of railroad tracks as a train approached. I was around a curve (same spot usually) so I could not see the train although I could hear it getting closer and see the reflection of the light of the engine off a slight hill. This was at night out in the country.

I would lay humping a rail wearing a speedo pretending I was tied to the tracks and being raped as a train approached.

Obviously I always survived. The closest I ever got to actually being run over was probably 15 seconds. I always though had the train come around the curve I could just roll off the rail but now I am not so sure I would have made it. Anyway, it was great cum/fun

Holy crap dude, I know what my next j/o fantasy is >:D
 
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