MrAlex
Bullshitting wanker boy
- Joined
- Sep 16, 2010
- Messages
- 55
- Location
- Manchester
Shy, Meatpie? Yes, I suppose I am. You disappointed in me? I've always been a bit nervous about getting my dick out in public since I got it out in Alexandra Park last year - just to take a piss in the flower beds you understand - and a passing park gardener sprayed it with Miracle Grow. God, that stuff certainly does the business! I fathered 150 azaleas, 2 garden gnomes and a rhododendron bush in the park that afternoon...