Shy, Meatpie? Yes, I suppose I am. You disappointed in me? I've always been a bit nervous about getting my dick out in public since I got it out in Alexandra Park last year - just to take a piss in the flower beds you understand - and a passing park gardener sprayed it with Miracle Grow. God, that stuff certainly does the business! I fathered 150 azaleas, 2 garden gnomes and a rhododendron bush in the park that afternoon...
:fast jerk:
 
Took my feet to the Bahamas this summer. They stood me in good stead... :hahahahha:

 
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Nice work with photoshop m8, only an expert can tell...I hope the legs are yours, quite hairy
 
Can't claim credit, I'm afraid Boss. My Dad's handiwork, actually. He raided my albums and took me on a 'virtual' holiday this summer, the lovely dopey old sod, because I was too skint to afford a real one!
 
Hahahaha, great:hahahahha:

One more...

 
omg....I can NOT do like that. this guy must be has very soft bones and body. =S sickkkkkkkk lol
 
I use to do that. But, now that I'm in my forties, I haven't attempted it in years. Maybe, I can get a young one to do it while I fuck him in the asshole. Or, perhaps, he could fuck me.
 
Yeah My luck I'd get stuck like that with a face full of cum! Explain that to the medics!
 
Like every guy I tried so many times...usually kicking my feet over my head and resting them on the wall over my headboard, even before I could cum. Never actually reached my cock with my tongue but would get incredible facials.
 
Yeah My luck I'd get stuck like that with a face full of cum! Explain that to the medics!

I doubt you'd have much to explain - there isn't a guy in the world that tried it over and over - they'd just be laughing that you're still working at it and they gave up!
 
Like every guy I tried so many times...usually kicking my feet over my head and resting them on the wall over my headboard, even before I could cum. Never actually reached my cock with my tongue but would get incredible facials.

Same here! I'm quite jealous :green grin: of the guys who can (jellyspined buggers!).
 
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