I am a morgue technician ask me anything

[Deathdude]

Rigor mortis generally peaks at 12 hours, and gradually dissipates after 48 hours while the smell is not that bad at first by day three even in a fridge a dead guy will start to smell a lot and you can sense it even from a distance.

Young guys are brought in for autopsy daily but the truly handsome and athletic ones are a special breed they are perfect creation of nature so even in a busy morgue they are only a couple of such guys annually. Such models do stand out from the other corpses and lean guys form a beautifl arc under the lower back when placed naked on autopsy table.

I don't resist my urges an enjoy every opportunity.

Is the smell too strong after day 3 to fuck the body? Like would the smell be too off-putting?

 

[sernecro]

Hey meatpie, interesting thread to read! I have a couple of questions myself, hope you can answer them
1. How does fucking a hot male corpse feel different to fucking an alive guy? The hole is looser I guess and maybe colder too? Do you also use some body parts/internal organs to jerk yourself off?
2. Do you do nightshifts alone in the basement at times? I always heard you are rarely alone in a morgue, how do you get the opportunity?
3. Do the things like seminal fluids leaking out of the cock when you had one who had leaked taste different than from an alive guy? I always think about sucking the corpse's cock and wondered how wonderful it would taste fresh. Or like the spit when you kiss a corpse?
4. Do you only go after the best and hottest corpses now that you've seen so many? Does it dull your taste?
5. An anatomy question: I've recently seen an anatomy class where they show the interesting connections between the different fascias. The muscle tissue that is deep inside also has intermuscular septums. Are fascias actually edible?

 

[Meatpie]

Good questions thank you.

1. Anal sphincter completely relaxes at the moment of death so yes wide open anus compared to some alive guys who have very tight anus.

2. Night shift I am alone at the basement with the corpses.

3. A lot of guys have oozing from the penis after death but it is not always semen more like precum.

4. Yes for sex I go only after the most brutally handsome ones otherwise all dead men are appealing to me.

5. I have never tried one can't really say maybe after cooking.

Is the smell too strong after day 3 to fuck the body? Like would the smell be too off-putting?

Yes, very strong but if you really like the guy you can still fuck him.

 

[sernecro]

Thanks for answering meatpie, I wish I could experience it one day as well! Some more questions if you don't mind:

1. Have you ever cum in a corpse anally or into the mouth? I was thinking the anal passage might relax but isn't the jaw locked and so it's difficult to fuck a corpses mouth due to teeth and jaw lock?

2. How many brutally handsome hot corpses do you get in a year to actually have some fun with?

3. What is the smell like when the corpse starts to rot after a while, can you describe it? And does it turn you on?

4. Have you ever been tempted to get some souvenirs from a really, absolutely amazing hot manly corpse? Like maybe cut something off from his corpse or take something from him to remember?

 

[killerjustin]

Have you ever face fucked a corpse? How about a severed head?

 

[Meatpie]

I love severed head a lot yes especially with eyes remaining wide open.

 

[killerjustin]

have you fucked any of the guys you posted in the facebook thread?

 

[Meatpie]

Prefer not to say.

 

[awkwardgaykidaa]

What is it like kissing a corpse?

 

[Meatpie]

Pure ecstasy and heaven esp if the guy freshly dead.

 

[awkwardgaykidaa]

Pure ecstasy and heaven esp if the guy freshly dead.

Interesting... does the tongue get dry? Is it hardened after death a bit?

 

[Meatpie]

The tongue is a muscle and all muscles relax after death so no, it doesn't harden and depending if the mouth remains open or shut it can quickly get dry but there is no unpleasant smell or anything.

The whole body starts to give off a slight smell soon after death but it is very pleasant nothing too overwhelming.

In fact freshly dead young guys are no different than alive unconscious dudes you can still fuck them, eat their cock lick their anus and toes just gorgeous.

 

[awkwardgaykidaa]

The tongue is a muscle and all muscles relax after death so no, it doesn't harden and depending if the mouth remains open or shut it can quickly get dry but there is no unpleasant smell or anything.

The whole body starts to give off a slight smell soon after death but it is very pleasant nothing too overwhelming.

In fact freshly dead young guys are no different than alive unconscious dudes you can still fuck them, eat their cock lick their anus and toes just gorgeous.

I'd love a severed head to make out with.. my own realistic sex toy! I love the thought of playing with unconcious or dead guys mouths.

 

[snuffluvr]

I'd love a severed head to make out with.. my own realistic sex toy! I love the thought of playing with unconcious or dead guys mouths.

Severed heads yes!!!

 

[Frazeeme]

It seems that dead guys regularly have the left shoe removed. Is there any anatomical/medical reason for this? Is it superstition? Ritual? Other reason?

 

[Meatpie]

First time I've heard of such thing.

 

[BromptonRamen]

It seems that dead guys regularly have the left shoe removed. Is there any anatomical/medical reason for this? Is it superstition? Ritual? Other reason?

Lol, I'm now going to be subconsciously or consciously checking the left shoe of every dead body image I see.

 

[emeryvilleass]

My First Question and sorry it has taken so long. What was it like the first time touching a dead naked person? Also the first time actually touching the dick. Thanks and hope it is not an odd question. Have so wanted to for so long...

 

[dersteiger]

Ask me anything about work I will gladly answer all questions.

Hello Meatpie, have you got some policeman soldier or firefighter by your hand?

 

[Meatpie]

Hi friend, yes very hot strong guys.