I am a morgue technician ask me anything

That is so hot, was the patient a guy...I would love to know what that is like. My son used to tell his buddies that I was a cockducker, His friends would get drunk and pass out, I had a great time with really hot guys, a dead one would be the best yet. I would love to chat with a morgue tech about things they have done, for me the younger the better
 
shouldn't autopsians take photos of corpses

A person who dissects dead bodies is called a prosector not autopsian. We take photos of dead bodies before during and after autopsy with Nikon camera and store the images on a computer but from what I hear from colleagues this is not universal rule and some forensic experts take photos only in highly suspicious and controversial cases.
 
I was unfamiliar with both words: autopsian and prosector. Prosector comes right up in the online dictionary, but autopsian would seem to be a foreign word. It will come up in a search, but not as an English word with a definition. It only appears as a word within a phrase of some foreign language. Anyway, now I can use prosector in a sentence! I learn something new here all the time.
 
what happens to the clothing or other belongings of the dead men if there are no relatives to claim them? do they get thrown away or burnt with the body or can a morgue technician snatch one or two?
 
We never throw away or burn clothes of the deceased. In murder or suspicious and unsolved cases we keep the clothes in plastic bags as evidence in a special storage room. A decent morgue technican will never "snatch" anything from his morgue.
 
How do you deal with the smell, I've been working in morgue for few months, but still I can't stand the 3+ day bodies
 
I've read that sudden violent deaths can cause erection and ejaculation - gunshot, auto accident, beheading. It seems to be true and vids of gang executions show corpses with testicles drawn tightly under the penis and the penis engorged (if not erected). Guys killed in motorcycle wrecks seem to exhibit the same, often with whitish fluid on clothes. What is/are your experience/s with this?
 
How long have you seen a dead guy drain whitish/semiotic fluid from his cock? Hours?
 
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Ask me anything about work I will gladly answer all questions. :rollseyes:
I love this thread! I wish I had found this long ago!
 
How do you deal with the smell, I've been working in morgue for few months, but still I can't stand the 3+ day bodies
Good ventilation in the work area is key in such cases and if it starts to bother you too much use a respirator mask. I personally love the smell of a rotting corpse.
I've read that sudden violent deaths can cause erection and ejaculation - gunshot, auto accident, beheading. It seems to be true and vids of gang executions show corpses with testicles drawn tightly under the penis and the penis engorged (if not erected). Guys killed in motorcycle wrecks seem to exhibit the same, often with whitish fluid on clothes. What is/are your experience/s with this?

I don't want to be the one to crush your necro dreams but there is absolutely not erection and ejaculation in all the cases you mentioned above the penis is flaccid, cold the touch the head of the penis may turn pale at first but then invariably it becomes dark blue.

However, post-mortem ejaculation does occur in hanging victims after death because of disseminated muscle relaxation but I haven't seen it.
How long have you seen a dead guy drain whitish/semiotic fluid from his cock? Hours?

It's mostly mucus from the urethra and the head of the penis can remain wet for quite some time if covered with skin.
 
Thanks for your professional responses! (y)
Obviously by the time you get them in the morgue they would be cold.

What is happening here? Looks like the balls are drawn up in pre-ejaculation and the penis tumescent. Scene immediately after violent execution.

Still from a gang execution dismember vid posted on CDG recently.
 
Quality is too poor to tell otherwise it is a great video. Dude had a thick meaty cock at least that's obvious.
 
One issue is to relate to someone who is dead! let it be in the first hours after death, so that your intimate relationship with that corpse becomes more pleasant, as the corpse becomes toxic and dangerous over time.
so be it and enjoy your feet a lot, if nice, of course
 
Human corpses do not really become that toxic and dangerous as they decompose however they do release noxious gases cadaverine and putrescine but if you are a true necro you may even find the scent pleasant and appealing like I do.

The smell of a decomposing young guy is different from that of a decomposing old man or a granny. It is much more pleasant.
 
Have you ever shoved those cold yellow stinky yummy soles in your face? If so, how was it? The smell, the taste? How long before they go from regular stinky feet to rotten smell?
 
Wow Meatpie I'm so jealous you have access to corpses! And the fact that you get so many more men than women works out for you. I'm into dead girls myself. What is the ideal time period after their death to play with them? I'd imagine the fresher the better, but are there any pros to waiting several hours to a day?
 
Hi Meatpie I had a couple of questions. How long does the body stay limber after death? Does it immediately start to stink? How long does it take until it smells too bad? Do you often come across cute dead guys? Also how can you resist not molesting the bodies?
 
Rigor mortis generally peaks at 12 hours, and gradually dissipates after 48 hours while the smell is not that bad at first by day three even in a fridge a dead guy will start to smell a lot and you can sense it even from a distance.

Young guys are brought in for autopsy daily but the truly handsome and athletic ones are a special breed they are perfect creation of nature so even in a busy morgue they are only a couple of such guys annually. Such models do stand out from the other corpses and lean guys form a beautifl arc under the lower back when placed naked on autopsy table.

I don't resist my urges an enjoy every opportunity.
 
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