RAAAAND!!! LOL!!! Perfect comment, I was thinking the same thing!! It's great to know that I'm not an evil person. Or if I am, I'm not alone.
He's not a bad looker, but I just cant get my eyes from drawing to his chubby-ness hanging out there. A few too many dulces, perhaps?
I know I'm not a prefect looking dude, but I try to keep pretty fit. Perhaps, subconsciously I do it just in case I get shot on a sidewalk and I want to make an attractive corpse, that people like me won't make fun of. Who knows?