Rooney

[jon_b]

Rooney - he likes to tackle other guys with balls

 

[platinum]

He belongs on Ugly Dead Guys! Possibly the ugliest thing since a rancid potato head that's been roughly grated, probably one of England's worst football players to have ever slid out of a whore's cunt! (If only I'd say what I really feel!)

 

[Meatpie]

I can't get a boner from him, no even if he pays me for it.

 

[mxboots888]

Looks like he's got a nice body. Maybe a brown paperbag with 2 holes for the eyes over his head would help, Meatpie?

 

[mostynthecat]

i would do him no problem. he would look so hot in a morgue naked as well

 

[frangel]

he is so ugly that he is beauty in another way. as a corpse he would be great for sure!

 

[mostynthecat]

agree frangel