my best mate said

[feetboy]

My best mate said he's going to leave his body to me when he dies, I get first refusal. Failing that he wants cremated. His feet are size 10 and a half and he has a big cock.

 

[feetboy]

i'll keep him like this

 

[JValdez]

true love/lust . . . mmmmmm

 

[feetboy]

If I get custody of his body he's not going to be cremated.

 

[JValdez]

true dat!

 

[Snerdguy]

If you want to keep him around for awhile, wouldn't you be better off with a chest freezer? As a plus, if you get tired of looking at him, just spray paint it a nice shiny black and bury him in it.

Do you laws where you live allow you to take possession of a cadaver?

 

[Meatpie]

Yeah, I am also for the chest freezer. Congrats feet.

 

[feetboy]

i might burn him on a pyre on the anniversary of his death, and watch his feet cook.

 

[feetboy]

these are his feet. do you like them?

 

[JasonHulme]

Now that is the very definition of a good friend!

 

[metalmachine]

i'll keep him like this

WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!