PiercedChest

Transfixed Torso Thirster
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So that's what you look like after a few days in the ground.

 
Some bodies are better left to the earth.
 
They say a few days? Haha, it looks more like a few months. How come his chest's all caved in like that? More importantly, can you imagine ruining that nice fuschia blanket by laying a corpse on it!?! I mean it would have to be burned afterwards. Not even dry-cleaning would help.
 
well, I guess we all know one of alex's favorite colours.......... lol
 
well, I guess we all know one of alex's favorite colours.......... lol

Yes, indeed, fuchsia is one of them. White is also right up there (think JOCKSTRAPS!)

I don't know how I managed to misspell fuchsia earlier, because CDG has the most EXCELLENT spell-checker I've ever encountered. Of course, one has to PAY ATTENTION to the words it underlines in red, and I clearly didn't.
 
I don't know how I managed to misspell fuchsia earlier, because CDG has the most EXCELLENT spell-checker I've ever encountered. Of course, one has to PAY ATTENTION to the words it underlines in red, and I clearly didn't.
Shouldn't that be fuckya?
 
Shouldn't that be fuckya?

HAHA...NO, it should NOT! Now, you see, that is exactly WHY I'm telling you the CDG spell-checker is such an awesome piece of software. When I typed "fushcia", it did NOT offer "fuckya" as a possible correction.

You should rid your vocabulary of that bad F-word anyway, Mr. P.C. People will think you are a sex-crazed, walking boner.
 
Now, you see, that is exactly WHY I'm telling you the CDG spell-checker is such an awesome piece of software. When I typed "fushcia", it did NOT offer "fuckya" as a possible correction.

Better make an addition then! Should be top of the list of possible improvements. Didn't even think of that? And you think that's GOOD????

You should rid your vocabulary of that bad F-word anyway, Mr. P.C. People will think you are a sex-crazed, walking boner.
Suppose I am, what's wrong with people realizing that? If they don't like it I can do without their company (apart from an enjoyable evening with knitting old ladies discussing the merits of our new Dutch king and the quality of the desert and the bias of the Bingo-leader), and otherwise....
 
KEES...calm down! You're scaring the old ladies.
They aren't used to boners.
:calmn down:
 
KEES...calm down! You're scaring the old ladies.
They aren't used to boners.
:calmn down:

:tooth: Don't worry Alex, those ladies wouldn't recognize a boner if they saw one :kissess:
 
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