A vacancy has occurrred to go round doing the unenviable task of checking assets before bodies are moved from crime scenes. Example pictured below. Any takers?
Forget it everyone, I've already filled that vacancy. And, yes, it IS a nasty job, but SOMEONE has to examine the big dicks on these CDGs...measure 'em, weigh 'em, taste 'em. Believe me, it can be enough to make you gag sometimes.