Crematorium

ColdJoe

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This is what will happen to me....sorry Meatpie

 
Hey, big Bro. -crooks her head, grinning- If the gas replaces the oxygen in your body, and now you lie lifeless on a cold gurney. Hm? I would definitely watch the flames lick at your body at first, touching gently, teasing as they soon begin to consume that skin of yours becoming charred and peeled away. I can only think that your yellow tinted bones would be ash. A magnificent fire of dronish cadavers like the ones in those photos. -inhales- Ah, I can smell the sweet ash. If I were there at your crematorium, I'd go and ask an undertaker who operates the crematorium, pay him, to give me your ashes, and I'd auction them off on here. If anyone doesn't buy your ashes, which I am sure Meatpie will buy, or snatch your body before being burnt. I'd drink your ashes, in a glass of water. Hahaha.
 
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such words from a woman? Funny world. But nice Idea. Carry on sister. Carry on
 
Don't be so sure CJ.
 
such words from a woman? Funny world. But nice Idea. Carry on sister. Carry on

Thank you, and I do hope ppl don't fall into a coma in front of live burnings and melted skin, ripping tendons..I just love to let my mind open, and also if they fell into a coma, well, I'd drag them away to my bedroom for a surprise, I'd give them cookies.... As for CJ, my Bro. I already begun to smell his body smoldering in the ashes of an auction. Hehehehe.... -bangs the hammer- Alright, ppl, place your bets! Do I hear $$$$!? Gahahaha! >D

 
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I do only hope that the probing of the auction goes well, gahahaha! Thank you. Let the unwelcome ash gouging go between the bets, with a loss of hair, a crooked neck and slits for eyes into this auction. >)
 
I have a feeling Meatpie might as buy your ashes, CJ. Or better yet, he could travel, and snatch you away.... -smiles-
 
cremation. I don't like heat. And I don't like to sweat on my last way. Better compost me in a garden
 
Thank you, and I do hope ppl don't fall into a coma in front of live burnings and melted skin, ripping tendons..I just love to let my mind open, and also if they fell into a coma, well, I'd drag them away to my bedroom for a surprise, I'd give them cookies.... As for CJ, my Bro. I already begun to smell his body smoldering in the ashes of an auction. Hehehehe.... -bangs the hammer- Alright, ppl, place your bets! Do I hear $$$$!? Gahahaha! >D


The words of a woman. Speaks without interruption. But you're nice
 
Ah, Bessey! -smirks- Thank you, as I told CJ, when it comes to CDG, I mean serious business. Haha.
 
Hi Blackdahlia, you have a GREAT imagination, and i have obsession with this guy, he is alive but he said to me he want to be cremated when he die.
What you would do with his ashes?? :D
His name is Alex




 
no way he's gonna be cremated! not if i snatch his body 1st and desapear for a while ;) hahaaha
 
hahaha and what you will do with his body, kitanaprincess?
Tell us

You have at end, make his wishes and burn the cadaver is his sexy leather trousers!
hahaha
 
Ow coldJoe, you can say with us how would be the sensation of be cremated? This would be a waste, but sexy.

I would kidnapp you too, before to cremate you.
 
OK, I'm confused....who's kidnapping who?
And if it's me - dead or alive and what are you going to do to me?
 
I think they want to steal your corpse to prevent your cremation, can't blame them. If only plastination was possible. You should get that done to your dead body.
OK, I'm confused....who's kidnapping who?
And if it's me - dead or alive and what are you going to do to me?
 
I heard of cryonic suspension but plastination?
wow...would you want me propped up (or down) in your place?
 
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