Am I gonna die? I am scared!!!

[Meatpie]

Hairy SA gangsta lies injured in hospital after a narrow escape in a shootout with rival drug dealers.

 

[irioth]

Im sure you wont die.
You'll be walking along the pavement one day, and pass a group of muscled hotties; there'll be a hail of bullets and you'll find yourself lying uninjured underneath a dozen dead hunks, and have to wriggle your way out. Or something like that.

 

[PiercedChest]

Super dude.