I think I'm ready to have my head chopped off. But I want it cut off instantly with one swing. A very sharp and heavy ax or simitar or sword to slice off my head through my muscular jock neck. You can pick the perfect spot to lop off my head, so long as my head rolls with one perfect chop. If the chopping block then you can pick the block that you have the most expertise. I want an experienced headsman who I can trust to behead me perfectly so that my head is worthy of a trophy case. I am already edging. I can travel and you can have my head!