Dr. Ogrish

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BACKGROUND INFO (from the website):
This soldier died during masturbation. He had a bag over his head during the act, so, he died due to lack of oxygen....Dickhead!

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Now, I don't see any bag, but, if the above statement is true, then it was obviously removed after his corpse was delivered at the morgue. Also, it looks like he didn't have that much to :sm (1):
 
HA HA HA! Nice find! The Doctor is in!:sm (31):
 
oh
 
Can i offer him a helping hand?
 
This guy surely would not have wished to show off to the world such an unprepossessing dick. Let that be a lesson to those not hugely endowed: if you have to beat off, keep it IN your pants while you're at it (just in case you too are struck down by a dreaded Stroke n Croak attack)! By the way, I really like the word "whilst".
 
It kind of reminds me of the saying "wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident," apparently so if you have to be taken to the hospital, they won't think less of you not wearing fresh undies. Well, I don't wear any, so problem solved.

This looks like a similar situation to me. Don't die jacking off if you have a small dick....
 
Hope his parents don't see this shot.
 
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