should you require my services, I am fully trained in CPR - which includes a few techniques not in the official training manual. There are certain areas, known to me, where if firm pressure is applied, and repeated every 10 seconds, can cause lifeless parts of the body to spring to life very quickly.
However, with a hot bod like that m8, I suspect a few of our CDG members would prefer it if you were down as a DNR !!!
Welcome tcjock. I once taught CPR for the professional rescuer. I know how to use some of the gadgets involved. I bet reversing the valve on a BVM could make it suck instead of blow. Either way, what fun! Rescue masks can be modified as well. Being young and hot, I bet some of your local firemen would stop at nothing to save your life, whether you need it or not. ;-)