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Three days ago I woke up in the middle of the night because I heard screams and someone was ringing hard on the front door and banging like crazy, it was 4 am.
I jumped up, totally startled and saw granny utterly terrified. She is 83.
"Come! Quickly! A burglar broke into my room!"
I grabbed my cell phone and called the police who arrived within 2 minutes. My grandmother had caught the burglar, kept him locked in the stairwell, she said he broke in through an open window.
When the police arrived it turned out that dude was a transvestite.
He did look like a woman - slim, with long hair I think he even had bra.
"I just had a session with a client and decided to break in and lie down for a while, to keep warm," he told the police officers.
They were unimpressed and locked him up.
Everything in the attic was upside down so I've been busy all day putting things in order. My hobby train set is destroyed and I lost all mail and letters I have received over the years from friends in the UK and Germany.
The sick bastard tore the letters to pieces, even the envelopes.
My mom couldn't find a pair of boots and she is convinced thiefs took them.
This is the fifth time we have been attacked this year.