I has a stalker

[Meatpie]

A 17-year-old gay lad 2 metres tall is stalking me...comes every day to our front door, rings the bell and asks me out.

He floods my cell phone with text messages 24/7.

I am his Godfather, held him stark naked as a baby.

He has a tall hairy friend that I want to nail, he took his tshirt off once and I nearly came, so sweet lovely hairy abs.

 

[choke_me82]

2 metres? wow!

 

[jbarn25]

Sorry to hear that does Bulgaria have paperwork called a restraining order than you can get?

 

[Meatpie]

He's not threatening me or anything he admitted he's looking for a boyfriend on the internet.

 

[jbarn25]

Thankyou. You are very cute BTW.