Best sex u ever had

Deathproof

Deathproof

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Mate, why this concentration on sex rather than love. Sex without love can only give physical relief.
The best sex I ever had, the only sex I ever had, was with my late wife and it was wonderful. If I have sex again it will be because I connect with my lover.
 
Just one girl your entire life that's it

How can you decide you would rather have men you walked away from the buffet before you ever even tasted anything

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everytime my cock cums into contact with another males sole(s) even my own,
its the BEST sex ive ever had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Deathproof said:
Just one girl your entire life that's it
How can you decide you would rather have men you walked away from the buffet before you ever even tasted anything
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I fell in love in my late teens and although I had messed about with a few girls before then it had never got beyond heavy petting. And after we met there was never any doubt that we would marry and send our lives together. And having eaten the best fillet steak I'm not sure I could settle for anything less. Whereas with fish I might get Dover sole��
 
Ok lindier u know if I lived in uk think we could hang out.
U seem like a good person
I'm not interested in gay lifestyle but U seem like ok guy
 
Thanks for the compliment. They say that opposites attract. And whilst we would probably disagree about many things you also seem an o.k.sort of guy.
And given that friendship is so much more than sex I have no doubt we could have become good mates.
I've sent you a friendship request. Hope you feel able to accept it.
 
Well the best sex I've ever had fits right in my fantasy of being burnt at the stake nude. For about 3 years, right after a personal near death incident, I was in a relationship with a fire loving woman with a Joan of Arc obsession, she really wanted to be burnt at the stake. Given that I shared that kink our sex life always involved something along that theme, whether it was in front of a fireplace, a campfire, in a room full of candles, or one of our favorites, leaning against a tree with me entering her from behind. Occasionally we combined the tree leaning sex, and a huge campfire behind us, or even better, a post inside a circle of fire.

By far the most intense episode of this activity was at a remote cabin with a tetherball post outside near a lake. My partner and I had been fucking our brains out all weekend, always involving fire, either the wood stove inside, or the fire-pit outside, when we came close to fulfilling our ultimate kink, fucking while burning at the stake! We build a huge "pyre" near the tetherball post and actually ringed the post with very dry wood. Once lit there was no way out without crossing the ring of fire! We were both totally horny :horny: , I was rock hard and she was massaging her herself and lubing her anus while we were finishing the ring and pouring kerosene on the wood to make sure it caught quickly. The central "pyre" was inside the ring, near our "stake". We first lit torches, then lit the ring of fire surrounding us, then desperately horny :horny: my partner leaned against the stake sticking her lovely butt out toward me. We dropped our torches onto the pyre, and I entered her waiting anus. The fire grew fast right behind my butt as I pumped into her hard. Never in our sex life had we had such intense sex, the fire was surround us and the heat was such our hair was singeing. I couldn't believe how intense my partner was getting, driving her butt hard back against my pelvis as I drove my cock hard enough into her that I lifted her up against the "stake"! The flames behind us were growing fast. My partner started to have the most intense orgasm of her life, and lost her grip on the post. We fell back, right into the raging fire behind us with my swollen cock still buried in her anus! I still hadn't cum when we rolled off with her face down on the ground then I started to shoot! :load: :load:

Having finished, but now in grave danger we jumped over a low point in the ring of fire and stood there watching the flames continue to grow. Using shovel and a metal rake we pushed the wood against the stake and watched it burn. We were both still aroused, and had another, not as intense, round, this time doggy :rude_anal:. Only when we finished the second round and the flames were dying down, did we realize that we both had nasty burns, me on my butt and thighs, a bit on my lower back, and a lot of hair removal, her on her thighs and hands, and both of us had burns on our feet. We actually had to be treated for 3rdº burns! Our excuse, which wasn't to far from the truth, we were warming our buns over the campfire after skinny dipping, were very drunk, and playing rough when we both fell into the campfire.

We were both very stoned, a little peyote, a lot of BC Bud, and 1/2 hit of acid, so we were beyond pain!

Fireboots
 
lindier said:
......The best sex I ever had, the only sex I ever had, was with my late wife and it was wonderful......
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Sounds hot having sex with your late wife. Did you keep her in the fridge?
 
An interesting idea made so by our wonderfully confusing language.No wonder so many guys give up trying to understand it.
Happy New Year.
 
Was a guy in Seattle. I was there on Business. Met him in a bar that had a Gallery around the top. Had a small back yard. Guys would cruse out there in the drizzling rain. He had Leather jeans, leather shirt, leather jacket and tall Wesco lace up linemens boots. I had leather jeans leather shirt and leather jacket with Wesco tall Engineer boots. We spent 4 days doing 69.
 
lindier said:
An interesting idea made so by our wonderfully confusing language.No wonder so many guys give up trying to understand it.
Happy New Year.
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Was having a go with you. You are a good sport putting up with my warped sense of humor. Happy New Year to you as well
 
The time you and me were dickin' around under the bridge was pretty hot, Deathproof. You might not remember it though, 'cause you were drunk outta your gourd.
 
No no I remember it clearly
Damm we were wasted
U were masturbating but then passed out.
I poured rest my beer on your cock
A stray dog came along and licked it off
Then pissed on u .
You were so happy .The dog seemed content as well

 
Holy shit, I must have been as fugtup as you, 'cause that's all news to me. I'd say I got off pretty damn easy though, what with a horny dog being involved. I've heard tell there's nuthin' them hounds like better than to ass-fuck a faggot.
 
Well wasn't going bring this up but he did hump your ass a while.I was throwing up in alley.
 
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