Unidentified Burglar Shot Dead - Can you help?

[Meatpie]

A young man tried to break into a property in Russia and the owners shot him.

He was taken to the morgue, identity unknow.

Can you help?

Call 8(057)-705-93-63 if you recognize him.

Dude is handsome, 180 cm tall, muslced body around 23 years of age.

Notice those kissable lips, I want to put my meat in his mouth.

 

[mxboots888]

Prime beef. Made some necro morgue tech very happy no doubt. Why did he have to go around stealing from people? He could've been the next Vin Diesel.

 

[gibing]

Wish i has known him

 

[meatchuck]

To bad one cant buy unidentfied corspes and have them shipped. Id bid on this one. Would love to see the rest of him. Imagine fucling that mouth. Washing him and keeping him around for awhile.

 

[Mattai]

YES. Yes, I can definitely help. His name is... uh, Joe. Yeah, that's it. Joe. And he's my, uhm, friend. So, I'll ABSOLUTELY come and claim the body. No worries, I'll take it from here.

 

[alexonedeath]

You'll take it NOWHERE, mister. Oh, Mattai, you are such a liar! He is NOT Joe, he's Bartholomew, and he is certainly NOT your friend. He is MY HUSBAND! Now, gimme that body, you grave-robber.

 

[Mattai]

You'll take it NOWHERE, mister. Oh, Mattai, you are such a liar! He is NOT Joe, he's Bartholomew, and he is certainly NOT your friend. He is MY HUSBAND! Now, gimme that body, you grave-robber.

Did you marry him pre- or post-mortem, Alex??

Just asking - I don't judge! LOL

 

[KiltedSoldier]

Death is a suitable punishment for burglary

 

[alexonedeath]

Did you marry him pre- or post-mortem, Alex??

Just asking - I don't judge! LOL

I do not answer questions from homewreckers! You just stay away from my man.