i will kiss him, and make him some new lips out of mortuary wax, and make up will make him look pristine again. I will wash his feet and cut his toenails, then rub moisturizer all over his body so that he doesn't get uncomfortably dry. he is a beautiful and poor dude and must be treated right.
If he stinks real bad I might just cremate him, but I will send him off with a prayer.
i will close his eye and pad it out with cotton wool if i have to. I will stick my penis in his mouth lovingly and love him as he is without his lips, then when I reconstruct his face I will do it again after the polymers harden.
I will shave him and wash him, and put him in a suit. He will look so sublime and beautiful.
I think it would take you 5 years to get to that stage, because you will need a diploma which is like a degree.
I don't know though.
I have just been reading about how to train as a funeral director. Apparently the best thing to do is to approach a local undertaker and ask them about their work, and maybe tour the building and see the bodies for yourself.
HEY! You guys!!!!! Don't stop talking about taking care of poor lipless wonder, i was almost THERE!! It's ok i will go on. But really. he took on new values for me with you talking about him the way you did. Respectful and quite an honor. I have more hopes for you each and for me when we might be in his position.