He didn't survive this crash

alexonedeath

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That orange top, those Jackson Pollock shorts -- it's not fair that someone who put so much thought into his outfit should die so ignominiously. Judging by the condition of his pickup's cab, this guy came through the crash in excellent condition, dead but excellent.
 

badtom

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That orange top, those Jackson Pollock shorts -- it's not fair that someone who put so much thought into his outfit should die so ignominiously. Judging by the condition of his pickup's cab, this guy came through the crash in excellent condition, dead but excellent.

Given the copious bleeding from his nose and mouth, I suspect he looks better on the outside than on the inside. The medics didn't need that back board, after all.
 

laserdude

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Hot tree .. Torn from his legs, guts hanging out. Just moments before he was standing minding his own business.
 
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