Handsome Fit Lad Beheaded And Quartered

[deaddirty]

Ah, triangulation! You have revelated me Alex, for all those years Bill Clinton and Tony Blair used to talk about triangulating, and until today I never realised what they REALLY meant.

 

[seeker]

cool to see, but not too very useful in this condition.

 

[deaddirty]

I'll drink to that!
"To encourage the others" - Voltaire's satirical comment on the execution of Admiral Byng in 1757 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Byng

We are nothing if not well-cultured here

Alexonedeath, you will note that His Majesty King George II, your catatite's many-greatsgrandfather, does not come out well from this account. As Harry may confirm in one of those moments of pillow-talk, George II was not one of our best-loved monarchs (tbh, Lizzie the Queen is one of few who have been) , especially in Scotland where his son 'Butcher' Cumberland 'encouraged' every Highlander he could get his hands on after the defeat of the 1745 Jacobite rebellion at Culloden.
Hence the less than lovingly-reverent tone you may detect in this fine piece of music:

You may or may not want to run this past Harry!

(Actually checking my facts as I searched for this, I find it was actually written about George I during the 1715 rebellion - but never let the facts get in the way of a good story, and the sentiment was just the same either way.

 

[deaddirty]

But w owe Phyzz an apology - we have wandered a long if enjoyable way from the decimalisation of Handsome Fit Lad.

 

[alexonedeath]

Ah, triangulation! You have revelated me Alex, for all those years Bill Clinton and Tony Blair used to talk about triangulating, and until today I never realised what they REALLY meant.

I don't recognize the verb "revelate", but I'll look it up later. Let me say this though: I still fume at the very mention of Bill Clinton! The fact that he encouraged some whore to suck his dick IN THE OVAL OFFICE is disgusting and unforgivable; and his despicable wife, by association, shares in his guilt. I don't know nearly as much about Tony Blair, but I suspect he isn't squeaky clean either. When Bill and Tony talked about triangulating, were they REALLY talking about having a three-way with Monica? Occasionally, men are as foul as women.

 

[alexonedeath]

But w owe Phyzz an apology - we have wandered a long if enjoyable way from the decimalisation of Handsome Fit Lad.

Rather than an apology, I'll send him the prepaid services of a hung male escort. Mr. phyzzi needs to become acquainted with the delightful alternatives to his bitch girlfriend.

 

[phyzzique]

Rather than an apology, I'll send him the prepaid services of a hung male escort. Mr. phyzzi needs to become acquainted with the delightful alternatives to his bitch girlfriend.

Your witty repartee is my consolation

 

[seven2000295]

great photos !!

 

[jdoz]

very handsome

 

[chesepie]

NICE BUTT

 

[badjohnny25]

Looked like a very handsome dude

 

[deaddirty]

Rather than an apology, I'll send him the prepaid services of a hung male escort. Mr. phyzzi needs to become acquainted with the delightful alternatives to his bitch girlfriend.

If it was a few years ago, I could have recommended the perfect escort for Mr Phyzz - Camp David. Well, he was camp, his name was David .... Incidentally, do US Presidents no longer go to Camp David to relax at the weekend?

 

[deaddirty]

No, no, no...I still think you are correct. If quartered means in four pieces, then decimated would be the perfect term for a body in ten pieces. If anyone says differently, we will bifurcate or triangulate him.

I read recently that the male adder has a bifurcated spiny penis,
https://yooniqimages.blob.core.wind...-8f56-ed851b2df885/YooniqImages_101954620.jpg
with which it has been known to drag the female adder around for for up to an hour during intercourse. The thought occurred to me "How different from the personal life of our very own dear Queen".

But Alex my friend, I owe you yet another apology! For Handsome Fit Lad was in ten pieces plus his head, and Ricky had already snuck off with one foot (which he was probably gnawing on just off-camera). So our HFL was actually divided into 12 parts - he had been duodecimalised, a complicated if mathematically satisfying way to go.

 

[deaddirty]

Timed out on replacing that link with a better image - here it is;

 

[alexonedeath]

If it was a few years ago, I could have recommended the perfect escort for Mr Phyzz - Camp David. Well, he was camp, his name was David .... Incidentally, do US Presidents no longer go to Camp David to relax at the weekend?

I haven't thought about Camp David for ages, deaddirty. I wonder too now, whether the Presidents are still staying there for getaways like they used to. The last President I recall visiting Camp David was Bush, and I'm not even sure if it was George W. or George H. W. From the little I've seen of the property, it's a lovely compound set in the middle of the woods. It's most likely bristling with anti-aircraft guns and camouflaged bunkers, and maybe the grounds are mined as well.

 

[191895799]

so sexy!!!!

 

[JonCamp]

Does anyone have more pics of him? This guy looks seriously sexy. I wonder how much more gorgeous he would have been if his head isn't buried in the sand like this.

 

[gibing]

Sure messed with the wrong crowd

 

[deaddirty]

Does anyone have more pics of him? This guy looks seriously sexy. I wonder how much more gorgeous he would have been if his head isn't buried in the sand like this.

Thy have planted him so maybe he will grow.

 

[deaddirty]

I haven't thought about Camp David for ages, deaddirty. I wonder too now, whether the Presidents are still staying there for getaways like they used to. The last President I recall visiting Camp David was Bush, and I'm not even sure if it was George W. or George H. W. From the little I've seen of the property, it's a lovely compound set in the middle of the woods. It's most likely bristling with anti-aircraft guns and camouflaged bunkers, and maybe the grounds are mined as well.

I think the answer is simple - since Camp David retired from the 'trade', he is no longer taking visitors, even if they are US Presidents.