The tragic life & death of Eli

[jon_b]

Eli was 36 yrs old - he caught his wife in bed fucking with another man. Brokenhearted, he moved to another village, but died when he failed to see a car, and it struck him. His friends realised 3 days later he was missing, and found his body in the morgue - wrapped in blue cloth, with his sneekers peeking out the end. They had no money to buy a coffin - so they buried him in a plastic bag - and took a photo to remember him by - and so here it is for us to remember....the tragic story of the life and death of Eli.

 

[stustustugoo]

oh, poor baby,
i would have given his soles plenty of love..........

 

[metalmachine]

oh, poor baby,
i would have given his soles plenty of love..........

Give me the sneakers, pleeeaaaseee!!!

 

[satya]

it was a heartbreaking story.. Rest in peace dear Eli.,

 

[djbear]

How one can get a story with plot, pathos and all into so few words.

 

[dead30something]

Nice sneakers on Eli. I'd keep 'em.