May God Have Mercy on Us sinners

[PiercedChest]

It saddens me that PiercedChest and lindier are lost to Jesus. REPENT, while there is still time! I will be awaiting you both in the confessional (during regular business hours).

Good, I'm told there's plenty of exciting things going on when you're alone with a man of the church in a small room

 

[PiercedChest]

My favorite of Christ's many corporate endeavors is St. Matthew's Church, operating from a mailing address in Tulsa, OK. They promise that if you send THEM money, God will repay you ten-fold. How can anyone resist such an offer?

I know a priest who used to take the sunday offertory money out into the churchyard, throw it up into the air, shouting "Lord, take what's rightfully Thine", and pocket whatever God left over.

 

[alexonedeath]

I know a priest who used to take the sunday offertory money out into the churchyard, throw it up into the air, shouting "Lord, take what's rightfully Thine", and pocket whatever God left over.

HAHA...he was a clever son-of-a-bitch!

 

[lindier]

I know a priest who used to take the sunday offertory money out into the churchyard, throw it up into the air, shouting "Lord, take what's rightfully Thine", and pocket whatever God left over.

The old jokes are the best ones�� I've heard that old chestnut before but with a rabbi replacing the priest and a more familiar conversation with God. Thanks for reminding me of it
Somehow it's mor difficult to imagine it with an imam and Allah, Islam seems a more austere religion, more an instruction than a discussion.

 

[doggboy]

You twisted Christians are homophobic and full of hate that is why you stumble at the the first hurdle you poor sad bastards.