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Meatpie

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This used to be a dude, yes.:sm (46):
He passed away and became this shit. I can't believe we are gonna be like this too.

:facepalm:

 
should i just get burned and be done with it meatpie?
 
They will burn you like trash when you die feet, that's how they do it in your country - you don't have much of a choice now do you?

Your cold feet will smell like kentucky fried chicken as you burn, your cock and balls will be the most tasty part though.

I would eat you from head to toe and kiss you before cumming on your face.
 
alternatively i could buy a place in a cemetery to be buried. what do you think?
 
I think not.

Cemetries in the UK are overcrowded and graves are becoming expensive.

Getting burnt like trash is better.

Don't let the warms eat your toes.
 
Scattering ashes is a strange experience, where'd that idea come from I wonder? Did it with my grandfather, picking up a handful of him and chucking him into sea. To think he once talked to me, then he became dust and gravelly bits I watched plunge away from my hand.
 
Meatpie, you should will your body that guy who plasticizes dead people and displays their carcasses sliced and diced for the public to see. You would get to travel the world and I might actual have the opportunity to see what you look like, albeit a bit altered. I read that a plasticized cadaver can last a very long time. You would have a form of immortality.

Another option lately is some kind of an environmentalist burial plan. Instead of burying your body in a casket. You are buried in a kind biodegradable sack over which a tree is planted. You become fertilizer for the tree and, for the romanticist, you become a part of the tree for a very long time.

Of course, your ashes could also be used as a fertilizer. You could make someone's lawn a bit greener or help a tomato be a bit more tastee. It's like recycling yourself back into the food chain.

Scattering the deceased's ashes is a ceremonial act that represents setting the soul free. It been done for thousands of years. More or less, for those who are not that spiritual, it's also an act of closure.
 
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