CAN WE SAY FUCKING HOT!
OMG! I JUST WANT TO CRAWL INSIDE THAT CASKET WITH HIM AND SUCK ON HIS HANDSOME COLD COCK AND SNIFF HIS COLD DEAD BALLS!
I WANT TO LICK BITE SUCK EAT AND FUCK HIS DEAD COLD STIFF PALE SOLES UNTIL I JIZZ A MASSICVE LOAD OF MY LOVE JUICE ALL OVER HIS WRINKLY MASCULINE MANLY SOLE MEAT AND SNIFF IN THE COMBO SMELL OF HIS SOLES OF DEATH AND MAN MUSK! OH GOD, AM I HARD!
RICKEYS GOT A REAL STICKEY DICKEY, JIZZ JIZZ JIZZITY FUCKIN JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
MAKE LOVE TO MY THROBBING MEAT STICK WITH YOUR WRINKLY COLD DEAD SOLE MEAT MY LOVE AND TAKE ME TO NEW HEIGHTS OF EXCTASY MY DEAD KING THAT I HAVE YET TO IMAGINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the first I ever realized there was a "Similar Threads" feature. Thank you for pointing it out, Meatpie! The ONLY excuse for wearing a hat inside a funeral parlor is if you're the corpse, so Alexander gets a pass.