THE NECRO RHYME

[Frazeeme]

This was running through my head when I woke up this morning.

THE NECRO RHYME


A is for Adolf
A Nazi killed for his boots.

B is for Bobby
Gacked by men wearing suits.

C is for Calvin
His pants pulled to the ankles.

D is Dexter
Who from ceiling fan dangles.

E is for Eddie
Who was left with a note.

F is for Frankie
Who was found in a tote.

G is for Gregor
Who was shot in the head.

H is for Hans
Who was smothered in bed.

I is for Ivan
Who was pushed from a cliff.

J is for Jose
Who was found later quite stiff.

K is for Kai
Who was dropped from a boat.

L is for Larry
Who found he could float.

M is for Mack
Molested in sleep.

N is for Nick
Who topped a trash heap.

O is for Omar
Folded in car trunk.

P is for Paul
Who cut off his junk?

Q is for Quinn
Lying nude in the street.

R is for Rocky
Showing beautiful feet.

S is for Sanjay
Who jumped off a ledge.

T is for Tafari
Found under a hedge.

U is for Usher
Who showed socks dirty.

V is for Victor
Who died before thirty.

W is for Wolfe
Garroted with wire.

X is for Xi
Squashed by a tire.

Y is for Yazid
Tortured and then bagged.

Z is for Zane
Rudely dumped where dragged.



(Inspired by Edward Gorey) ​

 

[Frazeeme]

No one thinks this is funny?

 

[callmecaleb]

Sorry. Somehow I missed it when you first posted. It's great. Very clever.
Now I'm thinking, if I could receive only one corpse as a gift, whose would it be? So many inviting men.
I choose Paul so I can eat his junk, and suck his vacated crotch.