The Cannibal Connoisseur

[Brian2012]

The Cannibal Connoisseur slays young men and eats their flesh, marking and ranking them on a number of things from: looks, muscle definition, physique, tastiness and much more.

1.
Name: Keelan

From: Cork, Ireland

Age: 21

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue

A little about them: Likes to work out and travel. Also, a registered model. Likes to dress smart. Has an older brother

How Good looking:

• Out of 10: 8
• Describe: Chiseled young looks, short but styled hair with a lean athletic body and smooth skin.

Physique:

• Out of 10: 7
• Describe: Well, worked, adequate muscle definition all over.

Tattoos:

• Yes/No: No
• If yes, how many:

Piercings:

• Yes/No: Yes
• If yes, how many: 1 in left ear

Muscle Definition: Lean with not much fat, veins on show. Works out a lot which will hopefully contribute to the overall taste.

Quality of legs: Good legs, well defined with meaty quads.

Tastiness of meat:

• Torso: Pecs were tasty, could have maybe been a bit thicker but taste was good and flavorful. Abs crisped a little too quick but meaty parts did hold flavor. Ribs held a fair amount of meat, tasted good either plain or BBQ’d.
• Arms: Were ok, would have liked a little more meat. Biceps supplied the most. Could taste the flavor but disappointed with the amount.
• Legs: Thighs were a strong point, smooth and supplied plenty of meat that was cut into steaks. Meat was rich and flavorful giving a good amount of juice. Some of the best cuts from this specimen.
• Mince: Mince meat was of good quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and moist. Minced meat dishes which gave the meals some flavor, and sausages which were of a decent quality.

Overall Quality: 7/10. Good specimen of young Irish beef. Provided adequate meat that was both flavorful and juicy.

Best Meat: From the thigh area.

 

[Brian2012]

Feel free to do your own review, will it match the Connoisseur's.

Name:

How Good looking:

• Out of 10:
• Describe:

Physique:

• Out of 10:
• Describe:

Muscle Definition:

Quality of legs:

Tastiness of meat:

• Torso:
• Arms:
• Legs:
• Mince:

Overall Quality:

Best Meat:

 

[Brian2012]

2,
Name: Ellis

From: Milton Keynes, UK

Age: 21

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Green

A little about them: Registered model, Fitness competitor champion, Part Italian, likes to travel

How Good looking:

• Out of 10: 10
• Describe: Handsome, attractive very charming and polite. 100% fuckable

Physique:

• Out of 10: 10
• Describe: Great muscle definition all over, good looking all adds to the plate.

Tattoos:

• Yes/No: No
• If yes, How many:

Piercings:

• Yes/No: No
• If yes, How many:

Muscle Definition: Perfect definition, Athletic and not too muscular but gives enough meat with little to no fat. Works out daily

Quality of legs: Excellent, smooth with no hair. Well defined muscular and vascular, Thighs nice and thick.

Tastiness of meat:

• Torso: Pecs were tasty and juicy with plenty of flavor. Abs yielded some solid meat, edges crisped but meat remained tasty. Ribs shared a large portion of meat that melted away from the bone when cooked. Taste was very good plain but added sauce to them to another level.
• Arms; For the physique on show the arms gave some solid meat and a decent quantity that tasted good. Bicep steaks were juicy and tender.
• Legs: Thighs were excellent, very smooth and muscles supplied plenty of meat that was cut into juicy flavorful steaks. Meat was rich and flavorful giving a good amount of juice when cut. Most definitely some of the best cuts from Ellis.
• Mince: Mincemeat was of a very good quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and tasty. Minced meat dishes which gave the meals some flavor. Also due to Ellis’s Italian heritage it would not have been proper if some of this meat wasn’t used in popular Italian dishes. Ellis Spaghetti Bolognese was exquisite. The Ravioli was heavenly and an Elliseroni pizza hit the spot. The Sausages yielded from this specimen were top quality.

Overall Quality: 9/10. Near perfect specimen of natural beef. Yielded quality and tasty meat. It had been a pleasure devouring Ellis.

Best Meat: As you can see from the pictures it had to be the quality thigh meat.

 

[Brian2012]

3.

Name: Colby

From: Cinncinati, Ohio

Age: 20

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

A little about them: Aspiring fitness influencer, currently a student. Plays water polo

How Good looking:

1. Out of 10: 10
2. Describe: Boyish good looks. Short hair, Muscular athletic body. Definitely fuckable.

Physique:

1. Out of 10: 10
2. Describe:. Fantastic muscle definition, excellent upper body, thick arms and amazing meaty quads.

Tattoos:

1. Yes/No: No
2. If yes, How many:

Piercings:

1. Yes/No: No
2. If yes, How many:

Muscle Definition: 100% US beef, Perfect muscle definition, Muscular with a lot of pure muscle and little fat.

Quality of legs: Perfect legs, thick meaty defined quads. Meat looks tender and juicy

Tastiness of meat:

1. Torso: Pecs were large tasty and juicy with plenty of flavor. Large lateral muscles provided large fillet steaks cuts to various sizes. Abs yielded some solid meat including Flank and plate steak, Abs bacon edges crisped but meat remained tasty,. Ribs shared a large portion of meat that melted away from the bone when cooked. Either plain or BBQ’d they were finger licking good. Rump was cut into various juicy and thick rump steaks along with a few joints.
2. Arms; Thick arms, provided great juicy bicep steaks. Dealt a fair amount of meat
3. Legs: Thick Thighs were excellent, very smooth and muscles supplied plenty of meat that were cut into juicy flavorful steaks including sirloins and top and silverside joints. Meat was rich and flavorful giving a good amount of juice when cut. Calves were thick and juicier then the biceps. .
4. Mince: Mincemeat was of a excellent quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and even tastier. Minced meat dishes gave the meals some flavor. Pies made from the meat were some of the juiciest tasted. Sausages were some of the best quality. Even Colby steak tartare took my breath away.

Overall Quality: 10/10. Excellent specimen of US Midwest natural beef. Yielded quality and tasty meat. Best meat devoured so far.

Best Meat: The meat cut from Colby’s amazing thighs.

 

[Brian2012]

4.

Name: Sam

From: Essex, UK

Age: 21

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Hazel

A little about them: Football player, likes to travel. Also an Only Fans guy that likes to tease with his body

How Good looking:

1. Out of 10: 8/10.
2. Describe: Chisled jaw line, short styled hair with an athletic body.

Physique:

1. Out of 10: 7/10
2. Describe:. Good upper Body, nice legs. Carries a little fluff. Not as defined as others.

Tattoos:

1. Yes/No: Yes
2. If yes, How many: One, small 99 tattoo on left hand

Piercings:

1. Yes/No: Yes
2. If yes, How many: 3. Both ears pierced

Muscle Definition: Upper body is good, pecs meaty. Abs not as defined as others, carries a little bit of fat.. Works out so if kept alive body could have been better.

Quality of legs: Legs look good, obviously being a football player added to the nice legs. Quads look tasty

Tastiness of meat:

1. Torso: Pecs were large tasty and juicy with plenty of flavor. Large lateral muscles provided tasty fillet steaks cuts to various sizes. Abs yielded some solid marbled meat including Flank and plate steak, Abs bacon edges crisped but meat remained tasty, although bacon had a fair quantity of fat attached. Ribs shared a large portion of meat that melted away from the bone when cooked. Either plain or BBQ’d they were messy to eat. Sam’s rump that had teased many a gay guy was cut into various juicy and thick rump steaks along with a few joints.
2. Arms; Thick arms, provided great juicy bicep steaks. Dealt a fair amount of meat. Tricep meat was minced up.
3. Legs: Thighs were very good, covered with fine dark leg hair that needed to be shaved but the muscles supplied plenty of meat that was cut into juicy flavorful steaks. Meat was rich and flavorful. Footballers legs were always some of the best.
4. Mince: Mince meat was of good quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and moist. Minced meat dishes which gave the meals some flavor, and sausages which were of a decent quality.

Overall Quality: 6/10. Decent piece of UK beef, but body carried a little fat. Would have preferred more solid muscle. Although pure muscle was tender and juicy but was lacking in places.

Best Meat: Toss up between thighs and pecs. But there was something about the way Sam’s pec muscle tasted especially when served as a burger with a bun. So on this occasion it has to be the pecs.

 

[Brian2012]

5.

Name: Daniel

From: Wisconsin, USA

Age: 27

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

A little about them: Fitness model, likes to show off his body and work out. Has an Only Fans and works at a gym.

How Good looking:

1. Out of 10: 8/10.
2. Describe: Short brown hair, handsome with muscular body

Physique:

1. Out of 10: 9/10.
2. Describe:. Muscular well defined. Definition over whole body is great. Amazing legs

Tattoos:

1. Yes/No: Yes
2. If yes, How many: One, tattoo saying ‘living life’ on inside of right forearm.

Piercings:

1. Yes/No: No
2. If yes, How many:

Muscle Definition: Pure American Beef, Athletic and muscular body. Beefy and meaty.

Quality of legs: Perfect legs, thick meaty defined quads. Meat looks tender and juicy

Tastiness of meat:

1. Torso: Pecs were large tasty and juicy with plenty of flavor with nice nipples. Large lateral muscles provided large fillet steaks cuts to various sizes. Abs yielded solid meat including Flank and plate steak, Abs bacon was off good quality,. Ribs shared a large portion of meat that melted away from the bone when cooked. Either plain or BBQ’d they were finger licking good. The rump was amazing and cut into various juicy and thick rump steaks along with a few joints.
2. Arms; Thick arms, provided great juicy bicep steaks. Dealt a fair amount of meat
3. Legs: Thighs were excellent, very smooth & defined the muscles supplied plenty of meat that was cut into juicy flavorful steaks. Meat was rich and flavorful giving a good amount of juice when cut.
4. Mince: Overall mincemeat was of excellent quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and even tastier. Minced meat dishes gave the meals some flavor. Pies made from the meat were some of the juiciest tasted. Sausages were some of the best quality

Overall Quality: 10/10. Great specimen of US natural beef. Yielded quality and tasty meat. Rivalled that of Colby.

Best Meat: The meat from Daniel’s defined and thick thighs along with his juicy pecs.

 

[callmecaleb]

Daniel is indeed a succulent piece of meat.

Brian, may I add him to our group "Beauty to Die For"?

 

[Brian2012]

Daniel is indeed a succulent piece of meat.

Brian, may I add him to our group "Beauty to Die For"?

Feel free

 

[Brian2012]

6.


Name: Jay

From: UK

Age: 24

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue

A little about them: Gay, likes to sell body on Only Fans, likes football

How Good looking:

1. Out of 10: 9/10.
2. Describe: Boyish handsome good looks

Physique:

1. Out of 10: 7/10.
2. Describe:. Lean and slightly aesthetic with a nice pair off legs.

Tattoos:

1. Yes/No: No
2. If yes, How many:

Piercings:

1. Yes/No: No
2. If yes, How many:

Muscle Definition: Overall muscle definition is ok. Body could be more toned but still very acceptable. Leg muscles well developed. Pecs good but carries a little fat near abs.

Quality of legs: Legs look good, obviously being a football player added to the nice legs. Quads look tasty

Tastiness of meat:

1. Torso: Pecs were large tasty and juicy with plenty of flavor. Large lateral muscles provided tasty fillet steaks cuts to various sizes. Abs yielded some solid marbled meat including Flank and plate steak, Abs bacon edges crisped but meat remained tasty, although bacon had a fair quantity of fat attached. Ribs shared a large portion of meat that melted away from the bone when cooked. Either plain or BBQ’d they were messy to eat. Sam’s rump that had teased many a gay guy was cut into various juicy and thick rump steaks along with a few joints.
2. Arms; Thick arms, provided great juicy bicep steaks. Dealt a fair amount of meat. Tricep meat was minced up.
3. Legs: Thighs were very good, smooth muscles supplied plenty of meat that was cut into juicy flavorful steaks. Meat was rich and flavorful. Footballers legs were always some of the best.
4. Mince: Mince meat was of good quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and moist and British pies. Minced meat dishes which gave the meals some flavor, and sausages which were of a decent quality.

Overall Quality: 7/10. Good piece of British beef, but body carried a little fat. Would have preferred more solid muscle. Although pure muscle was tender and juicy but was lacking in places.

Best Meat: 100% the meat yielded from Jay’s wonderful thighs.

 

[Brian2012]

7.



Name: Jacob

From: Gloucester,UK

Age: 23

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue

A little about them: Male model, keen cyclist likes to work out and tease

How Good looking:

• Out of 10: 7/10.
• Describe: Athletic body with a nice smile, slight rugged look to the face.

Physique:

• Out of 10: 8/10.
• Describe:. Good upper Body, nice legs. Body is athletic although slightly hairy

Tattoos:

• Yes/No: No
• If yes, How many:

Piercings:

• Yes/No: No
• If yes, How many:

Muscle Definition: Athletic & toned body well defined. Upper body is good, pecs seem meaty. Abs look solid, need to shave chest. Works out

Quality of legs: Legs look defined although slightly hairy. Muscle definition is good from the cycling.

Tastiness of meat:

• Torso: Pecs were large tasty and juicy with plenty of flavor. Large lateral muscles provided tasty fillet steaks cuts to various sizes. Abs yielded some solid marbled meat including Flank and plate steak, Abs bacon edges crisped but meat remained tasty, bacon had a limited quantity of fat attached. Ribs shared a large portion of meat that melted away from the bone when cooked. Either plain or BBQ’d they were messy to eat.
• Arms; Thick arms, provided great juicy bicep steaks. Dealt a fair amount of meat. Tricep meat was minced up.
• Legs: Thighs were very good, covered with fine dark leg hair that needed to be shaved but the muscles supplied plenty of meat that was cut into juicy flavorful steaks. Meat was rich and flavorful. Cycling had helped develop muscles
• Mince: Mincemeat was of good quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and moist. Minced meat dishes which gave the meals some flavor, and sausages which were of a decent quality.

Overall Quality: 8/10. Good piece of UK beef, body was hairy but once shaved gave good amount of meat.



Best Meat: Developed legs yielded solid meat although pecs were close behind

 

[Brian2012]

8.

Name: Jake

From: Auburn, Alabama

Age: 20

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Green

A little about them: Fitness model, Fitness competitor, Likes to hunt, and workout. Has a girlfriend

How Good looking:

• Out of 10: 9/10.
• Describe: Handsome, good looking, lean athletic body and smooth skin.

Physique:

• Out of 10: 8/10.
• Describe:. Well defined with good muscles. Looks after body. Legs look good

Tattoos:

• Yes/No: No
• If yes, How many:

Piercings:

• Yes/No: No
• If yes, How many:

Muscle Definition: 100% Alabama beef, Perfect muscle definition, Toned with a lot of pure muscle and little fat.

Quality of legs: Defined and thick quads, near perfect

Tastiness of meat:

• Torso: Pecs were tasty and juicy with plenty of flavor. Abs yielded some solid meat, edges crisped but meat remained tasty. Ribs shared a large portion of meat that melted away from the bone when cooked. Added bonus was the taste when coated with Alabama white sauce.
• Arms; For the physique on show the arms gave some solid meat and a decent quantity that tasted good. Bicep steaks were juicy and tender. Meat was tasty in Alabama stew.
• Legs: Thighs were excellent, very smooth and muscles supplied plenty of meat that was cut into juicy flavorful steaks. Meat was rich and flavorful giving a good amount of juice when cut. Most definitely some of the best cuts from Jake.
• Mince: Mincemeat was of a very good quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and tasty. Minced meat dishes which gave the meals some flavor. Jake did Alabama proud as his meat tasted exquisite in traditional Alabama dishes like Lazy Beef Lasagna, Beef Burritos, the best of the bunch was Alabama Jake Chilli which was some of the tastiest chilli I’ve eaten.

Overall Quality: 8.5/10. Quality southern meat. Well raised and tasty as hell

Best Meat: As always legs were amazing but with Jake all his meat tasted really good.

 

[Brian2012]

9.

Name: Joel

From: UK

Age: 20

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue

A little about them: Fitness model, Aspiring aesthetic God, Tik Tok influencer, likes to work out and party with friends

How Good looking:

• Out of 10: 8/10.
• Describe: Handsome boyish looks, nice athletic body and short hair

Physique:

• Out of 10: 8.5/10
• Describe:. Athletic and muscular with good set of legs. Body is well defined

Tattoos:

• Yes/No: No
• If yes, How many:

Piercings:

• Yes/No: No
• If yes, How many:

Muscle Definition: Athletic & toned body well defined. Upper body is good, pecs seem meaty. Abs look solid. Body well defined Works out

Quality of legs: Good legs, quads are meaty and defined although legs need shaving

Tastiness of meat:

• Torso: Pecs were tasty and juicy with plenty of flavor. Abs yielded some solid meat, edges crisped but meat remained tasty. Ribs shared a large portion of meat that melted away from the bone when cooked. Taste was very good when plain but added sauce to them to another level
• Arms; For the physique on show the arms gave some solid meat and a decent quantity that tasted good. Bicep steaks were juicy and tender.
• Legs: Thighs were excellent, very smooth and muscles supplied plenty of meat that was cut into juicy flavorful steaks. Meat was rich and flavorful giving a good amount of juice when cut. Most definitely some of the best cuts from Joel
• Mince: Mincemeat was of a excellent quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and even tastier. Minced meat dishes gave the meals some flavor. Pies made from the meat were some of the juiciest tasted. Sausages were some of the best quality.

Overall Quality: 8.5/10. Excellent specimen of natural British beef. Yielded quality and tasty meat..

Best Meat: Legs were quality meat but only narrowly beat the rest as the young man tasted good.

 

[Brian2012]

10.

Name: Max Wyatt

From: Stoke on Trent, UK

Age: 22

Hair Color: Blondish/Brown

Eye Color: Green

A little about them: Famous social media influencer, alleged to be a part time rent boy. Millionaire. Ladies man. Likes to travel

How Good looking:

1. Out of 10: 9/10.
2. Describe: Handsome, attractive very likeable and a bit of a joker. 100% fuckable

Physique:

1. Out of 10: 8/10.
2. Describe:. Great muscle definition all over, good looking all adds to the plate

Tattoos:

1. Yes/No: No
2. If yes, How many:

Piercings:

1. Yes/No: No
2. If yes, How many:

Muscle Definition: Perfect definition, Athletic and not too muscular but gives enough meat with little to no fat. Works out daily

Quality of legs: Excellent, however needed to be shaved as covered in fine leg hair. Well defined muscular and vascular, Thighs nice and thick.

Tastiness of meat:

1. Torso: Pecs were tasty and juicy with plenty of flavor. Abs yielded some solid meat, edges crisped but meat remained tasty. Ribs shared a large portion of meat that melted away from the bone when cooked. Taste was very good plain but added sauce to them to another level.
2. Arms; For the physique on show the arms gave some solid meat and a decent quantity that tasted good. Bicep steaks were juicy and tender.
3. Legs: Thighs were excellent once shaved and muscles supplied plenty of meat that was cut into juicy flavorful steaks. Meat was rich and flavorful giving a good amount of juice when cut..
4. Mince: Mincemeat was of a excellent quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and even tastier. Minced meat dishes gave the meals some flavor. Pies made from the meat were some of the juiciest tasted. Sausages were some of the best quality. A traditional English Roast dinner from Max’s meat was splendid with potato, veg and gravy.

Overall Quality: 9/10. Near perfect specimen of natural British beef. Yielded quality and tasty meat. It had been a pleasure devouring Max the most famous person I’ve eaten yet.

Best Meat: All Max’s meat was tasty

 

[Brian2012]

11.

Name: Carsten

From: Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Age: 24

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Green

A little about them: Likes to enjoy life and work out. Cocky young man who is also a DJ and likes to show off their body

How Good looking:

1. Out of 10: 9/10.

2. Describe: Handsome and good looking young man. 100% fuckable

Physique:

1. Out of 10: 9/10.

2. Describe:. Physique is near perfect for his frame. Good muscle definition and nicely toned.



Tattoos:

1. Yes/No: No

2. If yes, How many:

Piercings:

1. Yes/No: Yes

2. If yes, How many: 2 both ears pierced

Muscle Definition: Prime US beef, nicely toned with little to no fat.

Quality of legs: Smooth defined legs, well toned with meaty thighs

Tastiness of meat:

1. Torso: Pecs were tasty and juicy with plenty of flavor. Abs yielded some solid meat, edges crisped but plentiful meat remained tasty. Ribs shared a large portion of meat that melted away from the bone when cooked. Cubes of Citrus rubbed Carsten top sirloin & fruit kababs were splendid.

2. Arms; For the physique on show the arms gave some solid meat and a decent quantity that tasted good. Bicep steaks were juicy and tender. Especially when cooked in Margarita beef.

3. Legs: Thighs were excellent, very smooth and muscles supplied plenty of meat that was cut into juicy flavorful steaks. Meat was rich and flavorful giving a good amount of juice when cut. Carsten’s legs did not disappoint.

4. Mince: Mincemeat was of a very good quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and tasty. Minced meat dishes which gave the meals some flavor. Carsten’s minced meat provided some good chilli, and The Big Game Carsten Pie was too die for.



Overall Quality: 8.5/10. Splendid Florida beef. Cockiness gave the meat some extra flavour

Best Meat: Carsten’s legs were near perfect as was his marvelous pec meat.

 

[Brian2012]

12.

Name: Vince

From: USA

Age: 22

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Green

A little about them: Male model, likes to travel, dresses smart

How Good looking:

• Out of 10: 9/10.
• Describe: Chisled model looks, handsome, a good piece of eye candy

Physique:

• Out of 10: 7/10
• Describe: Tall & .Lean but athletic with a good proportions

Tattoos:

• Yes/No: Yes
• If yes, How many: 1 on left shin

Piercings:

• Yes/No: No
• If yes, How many:

Muscle Definition: Lean but athletic. Upper body is good but most meat is obtained from Vince’s thighs

Quality of legs: Good quality of legs, smooth flesh with thick quads., well defined

Tastiness of meat:

• Torso: : Pecs were large tasty and juicy with plenty of flavor. Large lateral muscles provided tasty fillet steaks cuts to various sizes. Abs yielded some solid marbled meat including Flank and plate steak, Abs bacon edges crisped but meat remained tasty, although bacon had a fair quantity of fat attached. Ribs shared a large portion of meat that melted away from the bone when cooked. Vince’s torso yielded a good amount of meat
• Arms; Arms provided great juicy bicep steaks. Dealt a fair amount of meat. Tricep meat was minced up.
• Legs: Thighs were excellent, very smooth and muscles supplied plenty of meat that was cut into juicy flavorful steaks. Meat was rich and flavorful giving a good amount of juice when cut. Most definitely some of the best cuts from Vince.
• Mince: Mincemeat was of good quality. Used in burgers which were juicy and moist. Minced meat provided many side dishes which gave the meals some flavor, and sausages which were of a decent quality.

Overall Quality: 7/10. Nice lean specimen but could have had more muscle on it.

Best Meat: Without a doubt the meat yielded from Vince’s legs