You'd make a delicious crispy feast partner, cover yourself in blood and fry batter, hop into a human sized vat of extremely burning hot fryer oil, you'd definitely get your wish and would be enjoyed by many starving cannibals that long for some fresh meat...
Nah, I'd rather burn at the stake naked. Maybe you could carve off some of my butt and smoke it into a tasty ham.
I am totally obsessed with burning at the stake naked! It would prepare me for eternity naked in the fires of Hell, which is where everyone on this forum is going!
Fuckin cannibal of SATAN ... i exist to eat charred dead man fleshFuck Yeah youd make a great roast upright, would love to see you become crisppy!! Damn right, @SatansDeathPerv is Satan's right hand man!! He has some beautiful ideas
I hope you like charred rump roast! Because that's what i intend to become. Except I really want to burn to ashes and dust!
