Hey Arrowman (4th from the left) I hope you don't mind me hanging you and the rest of your company that are still alive - oh and btw whadda think of the Piñata effect of my new hanging apparatus?!!
That way after y'all stop arching your back, writhing, kicking your legs and bouncing your junk all over the place my Piñata slash Jolly Jumper keeps you dancing your death steps long after your Angel boners have done dried themselves out. Of course that's not the end of your story but I'll let you deal with your current issue before I spill any more of your beans