Fisherman Found Frozen Near a River in Russia

[Meatpie]

 

[gibing]

Love to catch him

 

[alexonedeath]

It's supposedly quite pleasant to freeze to death. Maybe...but first you have to get past that part where you are so frigging cold!

 

[MarchWhitfield]

Thaw for 3 days. Remove head and cut open torso; remove insides of body cavity. Remove hands, forearms, arms. Remove feet, legs, thighs. Remove cock and balls. Fill body cavity with aromatic vegetables and herbs. Brush flesh with butter, season with salt and pepper, and roast at 350F for 8-10 hours, covering flesh with aluminum foil for the last 2 hours to prevent over-browning. Serve with seasonal vegetables and a starch such as mashed potatoes or rice pilaf. Happy Thanksgiving from March Whitfield.

 

[alexonedeath]

I think one would need an institutional-size oven to accommodate a roast of that size. I tried climbing into my home oven, and I didn't fit.

 

[hisdemons666]

Wow. Maybe he was so well preserved he would be easy to identify and the family could still have an open casket funeral.