Get this. A stranger walked into your backyard. Sharply dressed. You saw him through a window upstairs. He looked around and stared at his watch. Out of nowhere, you witnessed a shady figure from the bushes creep towards the stranger from behind and held the stranger in a head lock. The stranger taken by surprise struggled but to no avail. The product is as you see here.
The shady figure de-subliminate just as it appeared formerly. You tiptoed down the stairs and bravely(or rather, foolishly) to inspect the situation of the stranger.
His vitals are undetectable. You felt through his pockets and produced his phone and noticed... It had the mobile lock setting disabled. On the display, was a text message that says "Secret...", some sort of a coordinate and "... backyard"
The whole morning had a brief respite from the hurricane was bathed in warm, pleasant sun rays. The rest of the neighborhood was flooded, evacuated the day before.
What will you do?
Spittles of rain appeared on the suit of the stranger (or it could be piss if you were naked and didn't realise it). Roads are in accessible, no phone signal. The storm will soak the poor guy (whose probably DEAD)... (and if you pissed on him, the investigators will think you did it!)
Sure do look fresh. Look at that groin.
I feel really uncomfortable with these "freshness" [...slap...] Pun intended.