I don't understand how it can be 2017 in Europe and 2016 in the U.S., but scientists have assured me this is the case, and will remain so for at least five hours. So...Happy New Year NOW for those in the mysterious East and Happy New Year LATER ON for Trumpland.
I don't understand how it can be 2017 in Europe and 2016 in the U.S., but scientists have assured me this is the case, and will remain so for at least five hours. So...Happy New Year NOW for those in the mysterious East and Happy New Year LATER ON for Trumpland.
That's why the world can never end today, because it's already tomorrow somewhere else.
And if the world really does come to an end (because Trump will press the red buttons) come to Holland; they say everything happens 50 years later here.