Working out hard so that when they die dudes will stiffen like wood

[Meatpie]

Work it out dudes, the fitter you are the stiffer you'll get after death, it's a law of nature!

 

[pigfoot70]

damn turn them around strip em so i can fuck em like the muscle bitches that they really are

 

[crops]

cool!!!

 

[Snerdguy]

Do you suppose if one used an I. V. drip to gradually administer tanic acid to a victim, they would get extreme rigid on passing?