I can't believe I will be like this one day

[Meatpie]

No one will be able to recognize me, even my parents and sister. I will smell so bad people will have to wear masks.

 

[mxboots888]

But you will smell very attractive to the flies

 

[UNickMaker]

Yes but if we grind you up into little pieces and scatter you then this won't happen

 

[djbear]

No one wants to imagine a beautiful guy like you looking like that.

 

[bindiboi]

Well, we'd still love ya!