Donald Trump's Hair Flies Off

[Meatpie]

 

[alexonedeath]

His hairdo would be almost impossible to control in the wind, even when it's been sprayed to death. It must be a constant worry for him. His hair is so fine and it's tortured into such an unnatural shape. I know he wears ball caps when he's dressed casually, and they help keep his hair in place. Maybe he should consider wearing a Fedora when he goes out in business attire.