Custom user title change

[bindiboi]

So, every so often I like to change things up. I want to change my custom user title (that title unted your profile name). Normally this is an easy task. However, this time I am coming up with nothing. I thought I'd see if anyone has any cool suggestions. Many of you know me, and many less so. The name can either be something that people know suits me or just a cool idea in general.
My life is in your hands (or at least the title of my life. lol)