Celebrity Death Zone: 200 words or less!

Mark Wahlberg

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The next victim, Mark Wahlberg was treated to a whistle-stop tour of some of the other gruesome deaths when he arrived. He walked past Channing Tatum's carcass before stumbling across the bloody remains of Chris Hemsworth and then Hugh Jackman's mutilated corpse. It didn't take long for Mark to work out what was going on. 'So I guess it's survival of the fittest then?' he murmured to himself, puffing out his chest. 'Well I won't be having any problems there-' Before he could even finish, his head went flying off, severed cleanly off with a samurai blade wielded by one of the many murderers here. As his head rolled under a tree to be found by vultures, Mark hadn't even known what had hit him.
 
Welcome back and thanks for the excellent Taylor Lautner's piece :good job 2:
 
Ryan Reynolds
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As the blind fold was taken off Ryan, found himself surrounded by an audience and bound to the floor. He faintly heard screams and shouts of prices. They were auctioning parts of his body. "I'll take a chunk of his pecs for 50,000!" "Give me a slice of his biceps for 25,000!" He felt their eyes travel all over his body. Then the crowd finished and a man stepped forward holding a large knife. Ryan begged and pledged but before he realized the knife was jabbed into his lower abdomen. The crowd cheered as the knife quickly sliced up his abs. His guts and organs spilled out before him and he fell to the ground, almost dead. His pants were pulled off revealing his meaty cock. He felt the man begin to butcher off his limbs and blood ran all over him. Soon he was nothing but a torso and head, barley alive. With a swift chop Ryan's gorgeous head came off. They cooked his juicy flesh and the crowd devoured him. They sold what was left of him, including his meaty cock. The once hunky body was now being digested.
 
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Shia Laboeuf. Cut into pieces by spring loaded booby trap, conscious when he falls apart.
 
Shia LaBeouf

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Shi LaBeouf's controversial antics had pissed off the world for the last time as he rolled into a dusty section of the Death Zone, immediately mouthing off at the barren wilderness that surrounded him. As he began walking, he soon plummeted through an unseen hole, landing into a fairly shallow pit, though it was deep enough for him to be trapped. He rolled his eyes. 'Yeah, you got me, very funny!' This was a fucking joke, he thought, with no idea of just how much trouble he was in. He soon found out as a large grid poked through the wall, each square containing 4 sharp daggers on the end. Shia looked much more nervous now. 'OK, that's enough now, yeah?' He realised far too late that he was a dead man and screamed as the daggers shot towards him on both sides, dissecting his whole body into tiny chunks. A gargling whimper could be heard as the stud fell into a series of bloody chunks of flesh on the ground.
 
Lee Brice, sliced by flying thin wire, head falls off very slowly, fully conscious.
 

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David Beckham

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Footballer David Beckham had been modelling in an underwear shoot when he suddenly got plucked and put in the Death Zone. Shivering, he began to walk round the barren desert he had found himself in, his bare feet cutting against the stones. His time in the Death Zone came to a horrid end when he was stalked by a chainsaw psychopath. Before Beckham even knew what was happening, the chainsaw was plunged into his bubble butt and his asshole was made considerably wider as the chainsaw ploughed deep into his flesh. mangling his gorgeous butt. Beckham screeched as his internal organs began to tumble out of his now gigantic hole and, as he agonizingly turned to face his attacker, the saw was embedded in his skull, hacking it in half. His head split in two and his bloodied remains were left in a pile on the floor for the vultures to pick at.

Who's next? ;)
 
Love to see Bradley Cooper or Tim Tebow die gruesomely.
 
Bradley Cooper

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Bradley Cooper is about to start getting ready for the Oscars when he is transported to the Death Zone and slams on the muddy ground in the middle of a forest. 'What the fuck...?' He stands up, wondering what the hell is going on. Suddenly, the trees surrounding the hunk jolt to life, their branches starting to move. With no warning, one of the trees shoots two of its branches through both of Bradley's legs, ripping through the flesh and bone. Bradley screams in agony as blood explodes from his legs. He is now stuck to the branches by his mangled legs. The tree lifts the screeching hunk up, shaking him around. Bradley pleads for mercy but another tree uses its sharp branch to rip through his stomach. The hole is huge and Bradley's guts start to fall out as he lets out excruciating screams. Finally, one more branch flies towards his head and Bradley can only let out one final squeal before it rips through his head, causing his skull to cave into a mess of bloody goo.

Keep your requests coming!
 
Cristiano Ronaldo
Cut off his limbs and then force them down his throat until he chokes on them and die ... or something like that. As long as his death is painful and gruesome then it's fine by me ;)
 
Cristiano Ronaldo

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Probably the world's vainest footballer arrives in the Death Zone to meet his doom. Ronaldo lands on the spot of Beckham's bloody remains so the other stud's blood and guts coat his toned body. Ronaldo gags from the stench then looks up to see the same crazed chainsaw-wielding maniac that dispatched Beckham. Ronaldo lets out an anguished scream as the chainsaw is plunged into his meaty cock, hacking through it and sending it flying across the barren land. Now a bloody hole just sits where his once magnificent specimen was. Between howls of agony, Ronaldo begs for his life but the chainsaw killer gets sick of his bleating and shoves the chainsaw into his right leg. The footballer's toned leg which has performed magic on the soccer field is ripped off in a bloody heap. Ronaldo thinks his lungs will burst as he screams with such ferocity that his eyes bulge. To shut him up, the killer grabs the separated leg and rams the top of it into Ronaldo's mouth with such force that his mouth is widened. Ronaldo is now gagged with his own bloody, severed leg. The air supply is cut off and he starts to vomit from having to swallow his own flesh and blood. As his throat clogs up with blood and vomit, a howling Ronaldo eventually lies still, his piercing eyes looking to the sky. The killer hacks at his body with the saw so he's left in a bloody paste alongside Beckham.

Still so many celebs who haven't had their comeuppance so keep requesting - hoping to get a few more written today if people send some names in. :)
 
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