They got it backwards. You start with the hands and feet, and arms and legs. The head is last. Don't they want to inflict pain? Stupid fucks!
Sharp machetes are best if you want a quick death. But who wants a quick death? Dull machetes=agony and suffering. My kind of execution. The louder they scream, the harder my dick. The more blood splatters, the more cum I splatter.
Thanks, Meatpie, for this great re-post. You know how to make Caleb happy.