Maybe one of the morgues would hire me part-time to mop the floors. They surely need someone to clean up after the prosectors. I'd have to wear a gas mask though. I'm sensitive to smells, just like the lady with the handkerchief over her nose.
I do like your new collection, and I have cast my vote. I am at a loss, though, to identify what kind of surgery that was, other than horrific, which it most definitely was.